14/04/2026
🤠 WANTED (kinda...) 🤠
FOR QUESTIONABLE LIFE CHOICES
This fella allegedly rode into town and “borrowed” the following without saying howdy:
🔌 One Milwaukee 6-port charger station
🔋 Three batteries (because apparently one wasn’t enough)
Last seen:
Casually strolling like he didn’t just commit a side quest
Clutching a drink like it’s his emotional support beverage 🥤
Description:
Adult male
Rockin’ a black T-shirt
Medium build
Confidence level: suspiciously high
Reward:
A firm handshake… and our eternal gratitude 🤝
If you recognize this modern-day outlaw, let us know.
Or at least tell him to bring the chargers back… we promise we’re not mad, just disappointed.
DO NOT APPROACH
(He may steal your batteries too)