08/03/2025
🚨 STORY TIME 🚨Late one night in Elwood, was jolted awake by a loud CRASH from his back alley. Half-asleep, he shrugged it off and dozed back off… 💤Morning came, and that’s when he saw it—his fence, absolutely wrecked! 😳Like any good detective, Milton hit the streets. Neighbors had intel—the lady next door swore she heard cops yelling, something about “I’ve got the cuffs on him!” 🚔Determined to get to the bottom of it, Milton took his case straight to the cop shop. After some waiting, a police officer finally admitted, “Oh yes… a police cruiser may have ‘rolled’ into your fence.” 🤦♂️Luckily, ESAP Construct was on the scene, patching things up with mostly recycled materials ♻️, while Milton snapped a pic 📸 to make sure the cops foot the bill!Oh, and if you ever run into Milton, let him tell you the story—because trust us, he tells it ten times better. 😂
