12/24/2025
Somewhere around midnight, Santa touched down.
Snow was already on the roof.
Reindeer were restless.
The sleigh came in a little hot.
No warning.
No drawings.
No pre-holiday meeting to discuss load distribution.
Just Christmas magic and questionable rooftop logistics.
We ran the numbers anyway — approximately, generously, and with a strong belief in holiday miracles. Snow load, reindeer weight, sleigh cargo, one very determined man in red.
Conclusion:
The roof held.
The cookies disappeared.
Milk was consumed without incident.
But that’s the thing about Christmas — not everything needs to be overanalyzed. Some things are allowed to land softly, leave quietly, and be remembered fondly.
Wishing you warm homes, safe landings, and a little extra magic this season.
Merry Christmas 🎅❄️🎄
