Lizard Security Limited

22/03/2025

Another happy customer!!😁

27/07/2023

17/12/2022

CCTV is not just for security!
Merry Christmas everyone!

04/02/2021

CCTV in the 60s!!

24/01/2021

Smile, you’re on CCTV😁

31/05/2020

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly s**t himself, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

'Did you say that?' he whispered to the parrot.

'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'

The burglar calmed down. 'Warn me, you think so ? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

29/01/2019

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Services offered by Lizard Security Limited , working as Alarms/Security in Sutton, Wallington, Coulsdon, Croydon, Caterham, Carshalton, Purley, Kenley, Kingswood, East Grinstead, Crawley, Berkshire, Buckinghamshire, Hampshire, Hertfordshire, Kent, London, Surrey, Sussex

08/01/2019

If you or your family and friends require Alarms, CCTV, or Door Entry, please call 03334 330069 or email [email protected]

25/07/2017

2 idiots for the price of one!!

25/07/2017

Not the sharpest tool in the box is he?