17/05/2025
🛑💩 CLASS 5 MEGA POO SIGHTING 💩🛑
[Poo Busters Emergency Call-Out – SUCCESS]
Who ya gonna call when TWO houses lose the ability to flush, shower or even run the tap without a tidal wave of trouble?
🎯 Us. Obviously.
Today we were called to a Class 5 full-pipe haunting – this solid beast of a blockage was backing up BOTH homes faster than a dodgy kebab. We’re talking full-system lock-up. Toilets? Nope. Drains? Nope. Showers? Not unless you fancy paddling in it.
💨 But fear not — in under an hour, the mega poo was neutralised and the pipes were flowing like a mountain stream. 🚿💪
🚫 REMINDER: Baby wipes are NOT flushable — no matter what the packet says.
They clump, tangle, and summon creatures like this. Be a hero, bin the wipes. 🧻🗑️
📞 Emergency poo containment starts at just £55.
📸 Enjoy this lovely visual reminder of why you need us.