24/06/2026
🚨 NEW HIRE ALERT 🚨
We’re pleased to announce the latest addition to the SB Groundworks team…
Keir Starmer. 👷♂️
After seeing the size of some of the holes he’s managed to get the country into, we thought he’d be the perfect fit for our excavation division. 🤷♂️😂
With experience in digging deep, creating confusion, and leaving others to sort the mess out afterwards, we reckon he’ll fit right in on site.
All jokes aside, we’re still looking for the usual qualities here at SB Groundworks:
✔ Hard work
✔ Attention to detail
✔ Turning up on time
✔ Knowing which end of the shovel to hold
We’re not entirely convinced he’s got all four yet… but we’ll give him a chance. 😏
👇 Tag a mate who’d make an even worse groundworker than Keir.
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