15/05/2026
💥One thing about these ladies who like partying and drinking alcohol more than their fathers is that they somehow end up being in the most successful marriages.
After reaching their elastic limits and widening their diameters like the road from El Wak to Modogashe, they just walk into any church and wed a humble and clueless keyboardist church boy.
The young boy is then praised as a king, but in reality, he's just a retirement plan for a well-traveled bed to bed midfielder who has viewed approximately 633 ceiling boards per year and sampled more manhoods than a urologist. Men, learn or perish.
Let me close this update with a Kibunja proverb that says, “A man who has driven many cars is an expert, but a car driven by many drivers is scrap.”
💥Moral Lesson:
Young men, before you settle down watch out for the red flags. Be super smart in love. No fall fwaaa in love because if love is blind marriage go finally open your eyes.
