David Okoth

06/07/2026

ÀFRICANS ARE VERY FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0.When you see twin sisters, just know the short one is always the oldest🤣🤣

1. Going to your boyfriends house without informing him that heartbrēak you are looking for, sister, you shall find it.😂😂

2. "Bring your CV let me see what I can do about it".
This statement has imprēgnated many ladies in Africa🤣😂

3. The number of abørtion Pills in some of girls stomach can open a Pharmacy 😩💔😂

4. I have done so many mīstakes in my life 😢But I have never left a wedding ceremony without eating,, Nēver 😂

5. After accepting your friend request, you are still asking me can we be friends?
Noooo come and be my landlord 😂🚴

6. If you still look at the toilet paper after wiping urself, you have a prøblem of letting go of the past🚴😂

7. Camera quality will make u think that girl ain’t your level

But behind the quality is quality hūnger😂😂

8. DO NOT dress like the body u want. Dress like the body u have. U can't dress like Beyonce if u are shaped like Rick Ross!🤣🤣

9. *If you see a group of four girls and you want to talk to one, first greet the ūgly one.*
She is the Commander in Chief.😂

10. Sleeping close to bae for the first time is too hārd, you have to breath in english not too fast, not too loud and not too slow just to avøid embarrāssment😂

11. "When visiting a sīck person"

Americans: Get well soon dear

British: Speedy recovery niggga

Nigerians: chai!, Na this kin sickness kīīll blessing o😂

12. I hātē it when I'm praying and my mind take me to some nasty stuffs, I'm like no no God. Please I'm starting again🤣🤣

13. Photosynthesis is anything that has weight and occupy space🤣😂thank God I still remember that one🚴😂.

14. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️

28/05/2026

My sister 🤪, dressing 👗 half-naked only attracts fools🤪🤪 real men eat covered food to avoid cholera 🤣
I come in peace

28/05/2026

Dear Ladies,
Stop introducing yourselves with shame saying, “I’m single but I have a child.”
That child is not a stain on your life.
Some of you were abandoned, disappointed, betrayed or forced to become both mother and father overnight… yet you still wake up every day and keep going. That is strength.
A woman who carries a child, raises that child and still finds the courage to love again is not weak. She is powerful. 👑
Never let society make you feel “used,” “expired” or less deserving of love because you became a mother.
And yes, some men see single mothers as easy targets because they assume you are lonely or desperate. Sister, never reduce your standards just because life became hard.
You are not begging for love. You are not damaged goods. You are a woman who survived.
The right man will not just see your child… He will see the strength, sacrifice and tears behind your smile.
Motherhood did not reduce your value. If anything, it revealed how strong you truly are. ❤️

28/05/2026

A man was susp£ct!ng his wife of chē@ting he decided to go to his vill@ge and consult a jūjū man. The jūjū man told him to come back in two weeks bringing along some sample of sand from his yard. So the man went back after two weeks with the sample of sand.The jūjū man performed his r!tūals and said to the man...."I don't know if you can handle hearing this. The man said go ahead. I want to hear it , The jūjū man said the two boys you have are not your sons, your daughter is seeing five different men and your wife is pregn@nt for your younger brother."🙆🏼‍♂ The man started laughing. The jūjū man asked him why he was laughing, after all these b@d news😂The man responded, I don't know if you can handle this. The jūjū man said go ahead. The man said, I was rūññîñg l@te and I f/rgot to bring the sand sample from my yard, so I dug out some from your compound.🏃BABALAWO SH0ÛT£D
"JESUS CHRIST!!😂🏃

19/05/2026

19/05/2026

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19/05/2026

The Swahili party is here.
Ready with your Dera

19/05/2026

Get ready for the Music