K&K Muzik & Electrical Centre

05/03/2015

A LADY'S Phone INBOX:
1..I love u dear(John)
2..Can i take u out tonight??(Andrew)
3..I always feel bad when i see u with
another man(MOSES)
4..Sweetie,don't forget the trip(M.D)
5..Darling,have u seen the credit i sent
u??(Collins)
6..Honey,i will do whatever it takes
just for u to be by my side(Samuel)
7..Consider it solved (Honourable)
8..Baby,check yo a/c bal and call me
bk(Chairman)
A GUY'S Phone Inbox:
1..Your data bundle will soon expire
(Airtel Uganda)
2..Hey dude,give me a break!!I told u
am getting married(Jane)
3..Don't u dare call me again,u cheater
(Esther)
4..Am warning u for the last time
(Landlord)
5..Brother,am still expecting the
money for tution(Young bro)
6..My son,how ar u??Pliz send us
some money(Maama)
7..I have not seen my period for 2
months(Liz

24/02/2015

BREAKING NEWS!!!
Bill Gates has resigned as the
'Chairman of Microsoft' after receiving
a letter from Ssebagala Nasser Ntege.
It read:-
Dear Sir,
I have some questions to ask.
Namba won) The keyboard alphabets
are not in order, when will you launch
the correct version?
Namba too) There is a 'Start' button
but no 'Stop' button, where is it?
Namba thiri) I have already learned
Microsoft Word, when will you launch
Microsoft Sentence?
Namba for) There is a recycle bin
but... There is no one who comes to
collect the bin.
And finally eh personal question:
Why is your name Gates when you sell
Windows?

19/02/2015

WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A
WOMAN IS REALY STRESSFULL
Wife: which teams are playing?
Husband: arsenal vs manchester
united
Wife: oooh wonderful ! I lov
arsenal..
Husband: thats a good team...
Wife: is drogba playing?
Husband: he doesnt play these
teams...
Wife: okey sweee...is that chris
brown?
Husband: n
[bored] no he is chamberlain ....
Wife : okey but they look the
same...what that yellow card for?
Husband: its a warning to the
player....
After few minutes rooney scores for
man chester united ....
Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is
that chamberlain who has scored?
Husband: [calmly] no its rooney for
manchester united...!!
Wife: [furious] how? should be
arsenal which have scored!!
Husband: [silent]
Wife: what a red card for?
Husband : [bored]that means the
player should go out of the pitch
for his misbehaving...
Wife: then is going to be a coach ?
Husband:[unwill ing to answer]
aaaaaaa not ...
Wife: but the ball collector?
Husband: mmmmm i dont know...
Wife: is the same with traffic
lights ; yellow
=warning ,red=danger,
Husband: exactly darling ....
Wife : what about the green card?
Husband: mmmm nothing of that
kind in a field of play....
Wife: i want arsenal to win world
cup...
Husband: [silent]
Wife: who is that man on stand
who looks like mr bean?
Husband: [bored] is arsenal
coach ....arsenal wenger
Wife: that means the other
opponent coach is manchester
wenger?
Husband: [changes the channel]

13/02/2015

Dear Jesus, I am so sorry for the
bad things I have done. I want to
make peace with You. Please
forgive me! Thanks for dying on the
cross to pay for my sins, and then
rising from the dead. Come into my
heart today and let me be your
Child. Thanks for eternal life in
Heaven. Amen. ***Write "Amen" if
you asked Jesus to save you today!
&k

13/02/2015

byebyo
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Guy: Hey baby
Girl : Hey hun
Guy: Where are u?
Girl: I'm on my way to school I'm
in my
dad's Mercedes Benz, coz the
BMW is in for
service en u?
Guy: I am sitting behind u in the
taxi and I
just wanted to say, don't pay.
I've already
paid 4 u...
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