Two Guys And A Mower

Home
United States
Atlanta, GA
Two Guys And A Mower

Call Website Contact the business

“You Grow It, We Mow It”
Lawn Maintenance/ Property management services
Est:2008
Servicing gwinnett county and surrounding areas for over 16 years!

A Memorial for Brandon A. Macko (1998-2022)

10/29/2026

Apparently, it’s tired of being neglected, your bushes are demanding a haircut, and your neighbors are starting to talk. 👀🤣

Don’t worry, Two Guys & A Mower is here to keep your yard looking like you actually have your life together! 💪🌿

🍂 Fall cleanups
🌳 Shrub trimming
🌱 Lawn maintenance
💪 Making the neighbors jealous since day one!

Two Guys & A Mower 🚜
Because your lawn deserves better than “I’ll get to it next weekend.” 😂

📲 Message us today and let us handle the dirty work!

10/28/2026

Your siding is greener than a Georgia summer lawn, and that concrete wall looks like it’s been hiding bodies since 1987. 💀🤣

The HOA is taking pictures. 📸
The neighbors are whispering. 👀
And your pressure washer? Sitting in the garage knowing DAMN WELL it can’t handle this situation. 😂

DON’T WORRY. WE’VE SEEN WORSE. Probably. 🤣

We wash houses. We clean concrete walls. We remove years of dirt, grime, and whatever the heck that mystery stain is. 💪💦

🚨 LET’S GET YOUR PROPERTY CLEAN BEFORE IT ENDS UP ON AN EPISODE OF “HOARDERS: OUTDOOR EDITION.” 🚨

📲 Message us for a quote!

10/28/2026

Bro, that siding is darker than your future if you keep putting off maintenance. 😭

The spiders got a family reunion coming up. 🕷️🍗

The green stuff on your house has green stuff growing on it.

AND YOUR FRONT PORCH? LOOKS LIKE IT WAS LAST CLEANED WHEN OBAMA WAS IN OFFICE. 💀🤣

Your neighbors don’t need curtains anymore. They just watch your house like it’s a reality show. 📺😭

💦 CALL TWO GUYS AND A MOWER!

We’ll wash your house so clean that Amazon won’t recognize the delivery address. 📦😂

🔥 Dirt gets evicted.
🔥 Mildew gets divorced.
🔥 Spiders lose custody.
🔥 Your house gets its life together.

WE CAN’T FIX YOUR MARRIAGE, YOUR CREDIT SCORE, OR YOUR HAIRLINE… BUT DAMN IT, WE CAN WASH YOUR HOUSE! 💦🤣

📲 Message us before your siding starts growing vegetables.

10/26/2026

Salesman: “What kind of equipment are you looking for?”

Me: “YES.” 😎

Salesman: “What’s your budget?”

Me: “Don’t ruin this for me.” 💀😂

I’ve sat on $80,000 mowers, climbed in $100,000 machines, and told at least 12 salesmen, “I’ll be back!” knowing damn well I won’t. 🤣

At this point, I’m not even shopping… I’m just test-driving other people’s financial mistakes. 😂

Came to Louisville looking for equipment. Leaving with 37 brochures, 9 hats, 4 koozies, and enough false hope to start another landscaping company. 🚜💀

If you see me talking to a salesman, MIND YOUR BUSINESS! I’m pretending to be rich! 🤣🤣

10/22/2026

Two Guys & A Mower is hitting the Landscape Expo in Louisville, Kentucky! 🇺🇸🌱

We’re spending the day walking the expo, checking out the latest equipment, meeting some great people in the industry, and seeing what’s new in the world of landscaping! 💪🚜

From massive mowers to equipment we didn’t even know we needed, there’s something around every corner making us question our financial decisions! 😂

But that’s what it’s all about — learning new things, making connections, getting fresh ideas, and finding ways to keep improving what we do for our customers!

We came to look, learn, and network… not buy another mower.

At least that’s what we’re telling ourselves! 🤣💸

🌱 Two Guys & A Mower
Big dreams, fresh stripes, and a dangerous addiction to lawn equipment!

10/17/2026

The trees really looked at our yards and said, “Y’all thought you were done working? 😂🍁”

Good thing Two Guys and a Mower is ready to fight Mother Nature one leaf pile at a time! 💪🍂

🍃 Leaves in the yard? We got you.
🍃 Leaves in the driveway? We got you.
🍃 Leaves covering your grass like they pay rent? EVICTION NOTICE! 😂🚫🍁

📲 Book your fall leaf clean-up before your yard starts looking like a forest!

Two Guys and a Mower — We cut grass, not corners. 💪🔥

10/15/2026

Some of y’all got shrubs looking like they’ve been growing since the Declaration of Independence! 🇺🇸🤣

Trees hanging over the driveway like they’re trying to repossess your truck… 🛻🌳

And bushes so out of control, Bigfoot could be living in them and you’d never know! 🦍😂

TWO GUYS & A MOWER TO THE RESCUE! 💪🔥

✂️ Ornamental Pruning
🌳 Small Tree Pruning
🌿 Shrub Shaping & Trimming
🏡 Making Your House Visible From the Road Again!

We can’t fix your bad decisions, your crazy ex, or your credit score… but we CAN fix those ugly bushes! 🤣💀

📲 Message Two Guys & A Mower for a FREE estimate!

🇺🇸 TWO GUYS & A MOWER 🇺🇸
We trim bushes so you don’t have to explain to the neighbors why yours looks like a crime scene! 😂✂️

10/14/2026

Got ornamental trees looking like Stevie Wonder gave ’em a haircut during an earthquake? 💀✂️

Got a little tree growing next to your house acting like it’s on the deed? 🏡😂

TWO GUYS & A MOWER IS HERE TO HANDLE THE NONSENSE! 💪

✂️ Ornamental Pruning – We’ll fix that $5 haircut your tree gave itself.

🌳 Tree Shaping – Because your landscaping shouldn’t look like it lost a fight with a tornado.

🪚 Small Tree Removal – If it’s ugly, in the way, or your wife hates it… WE GOT A CHAINSAW! 😂

🚛 Complete Cleanup – We even haul off the evidence. 👀

💥 YOUR WIFE SAID CUT IT DOWN. YOUR HUSBAND SAID IT LOOKS FINE. WE’RE JUST HERE TO SAVE THE MARRIAGE! 🤣🤣

📲 Message Two Guys & A Mower for a FREE estimate!

🌳 MAKING YARDS LOOK BETTER AND NEIGHBORS JEALOUS, ONE BAD TREE AT A TIME! 🇺🇸

10/13/2026

If you had to stop and think about it… IT’S BEEN TOO LONG! 💀😂

Is your bush so overgrown the Amazon rainforest is asking for its trees back? 🌴🤣

Can you still see your front porch, or has your bush swallowed the whole house? 😭

DON’T WORRY, LADIES… WE BROUGHT THE BIG EQUIPMENT! 😎✂️

At TWO GUYS & A MOWER, we don’t care how big, wild, or neglected your bush is!

🌳 We handle the thick ones!
✂️ We tame the wild ones!
💪 We ain’t scared to get sweaty!
🧹 And unlike your ex… WE CLEAN UP AFTER OURSELVES! 🤣🤣

💥 YOUR HUSBAND SAYS IT LOOKS FINE… YOUR NEIGHBORS KNOW BETTER! 💥

📸 SEND US YOUR BUSH PICS!
We promise to keep it professional… mostly. 👀😂

📲 Message TWO GUYS & A MOWER for a FREE estimate!

🌿 Making the neighborhood bushes look respectable, one trim at a time.

10/12/2026

It’s that time of year again… when your trees get naked, your yard looks like a disaster, and your neighbors start judging. 👀😂

🍁 Leaves in the yard.
🍁 Leaves in the driveway.
🍁 Leaves in places leaves have NO BUSINESS BEING!

And don’t even think about saying, “I’ll rake them this weekend.” We both know you’ve been saying that for three weekends. 🤣

💪 TWO GUYS & A MOWER 💪

We’ll blow it, bag it, haul it, and leave your yard looking better than your neighbor’s marriage! 😂🍂

📲 Call us before your yard becomes the neighborhood leaf landfill!

🍁 Your trees made the mess. We’ll make it disappear!

Address

675 Enterprise Drive
Atlanta, GA
30011

Telephone

+17708563450

Website

http://www.tg-am.com/

Alerts

Be the first to know and let us send you an email when Two Guys And A Mower posts news and promotions. Your email address will not be used for any other purpose, and you can unsubscribe at any time.