The Soon-To-Be Pretentious Writers Club

The Soon-To-Be Pretentious Writers Club The Soon-To-Be Pretentious Writers Club is a writing group based in Chicago. We meet each month to write, collaborate and gamble. One of those is a lie. But!

Jeff Tweedy once said that the greatest feeling comes from creating something that wasn't there 10 minutes ago. If you agree with this notion and like to write, come join us every 2nd Saturday of the month* from 1-3PM at the Harold Washington Library to push ourselves to create something new. We'll be on the fifth floor of the Harold Washington at tables next to the escalators. I'll have a sign po

sted as a beacon. This writers group is much different than just meeting up and chatting about what you've already written. Instead, you'll be creating original stories here. Our process is part scavenger hunt, part mystery and part creativity. The plan: At the H.W. Library, each writer will search throughout the heaps of shelves to find a book of some kind. Just one that calls out to them for whatever reason. Once found, they will bring it back to the group and swap texts with the other writers. Each writer will then create a piece of writing based on one of the found texts--be it on plumbing, ornithology or Katy Perry. You're the creator. The text is your unpredictable starting point. We'll then share out (if so desired) and give copious high-5's and chest bumps, etc. I'm by no means a professional writer, just somebody who wants to create something new and give myself and others a fun way to do so. Come join! Bring a pen and paper if you'd like or some will be provided. Also, a big thanks to Grey Wolfe Publishing for supporting our writers! Learn more about them at www.greywolfepublishing.com


*due to scheduling conflicts we'll sometimes meet the first or third of the month. Maybe even the fourth. What?!? Madness, I know. Check this page for monthly details and updates.

Chapter 28 of the Soon-to-be Pretentious Writers Club. Wherein--Sherlock Holmes has dinner with Hannibal Lecter--a commu...
08/13/2016

Chapter 28 of the Soon-to-be Pretentious Writers Club. Wherein--Sherlock Holmes has dinner with Hannibal Lecter--a community of cats wakes up with holes in their paws--and Carmelita writes a poem about the beginning of life. It's good to be back!

08/08/2016

Chapter 28... starts THIS SATURDAY!

Hello, writers! The Soon-to-be Pretentious Writers Club is back, under new management! There have actually been meetings every month since April, but I ("I" being Daniel, the new group runner in Greg's stead... hi!) wasnt made aware of the side of the club until very recently, so.. I suppose we'll consider those meetings sub-chapters!

Either way, hopefully you'll join us to pick back up right where we left off: on the fifth floor of the Harold Washington Library, 1 to 3 PM this coming Saturday, August 13th. See you there!

Chapter 27 of The Soon-to-be Pretentious Writers Club. This is the last one! (Led by me, at least. A faction has risen t...
04/09/2016

Chapter 27 of The Soon-to-be Pretentious Writers Club. This is the last one! (Led by me, at least. A faction has risen that may keep the group going! Until then....) Chapter 27, wherein the ambitious Fry Guy 474 dreams of power within the violent McDonald's street gang. (Keep watch for their all-female rivals, the Taco Bells)--a sidewalk tells us what it's like being stepped on all day. Oh god, not hopscotch!--and Vvinni amazes us all by writing an "anti-summary" of a book. It's a 2 page run-on sentence that includes, among other topics, a classification of things that are and are not fuzzy. Thanks for being so wonderful everybody! Keep on writing.

04/05/2016

Writers! This Saturday will be the FINAL meet up for the Soon-To-Be Pretentious Writers Club!

I will be moving out of Chicago this summer. I hope you can join us this Saturday from 1-3 for Chapter 27, the dramatic conclusion of our odd and ragtag writers group.

http://www.meetup.com/SoontoBePretentiousWritersClub/events/228545471/

Jeff Tweedy once said that the greatest feeling comes from creating something that wasn't there 10 minutes ago. If you agree with this notion and like to write, come join us every 2nd Saturday o

Hello all! There are just 8 days left for our Kickstarter campaign. We're so close! Please consider donating a small amo...
03/10/2016

Hello all! There are just 8 days left for our Kickstarter campaign. We're so close!

Please consider donating a small amount of your money or all of your unwanted children. HARDWORKING unwanted children. And come to our book release party on March 29th! Details to follow.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/645133462/help-us-publish-a-nearly-pretentious-collection-vo

We are The Soon-To-Be Pretentious Writers Club. With your help we can publish our 2nd collection of original short stories!

Chapter 25 of the Soon-to-be Pretentious Writers Club, wherein--The Sheriff of Nottingham takes one R. Hood to court--a ...
02/13/2016

Chapter 25 of the Soon-to-be Pretentious Writers Club, wherein--The Sheriff of Nottingham takes one R. Hood to court--a company helps its clients determine who they were in past lives--and Vvinni writes "The 1,108 Most Important Events In The Life of Carlos, a Rock."

It's February. The cold is biting. Come get warm with Chicago's best cuddlers, The Soon-To-Be Pretentious Writers Club. ...
02/11/2016

It's February. The cold is biting. Come get warm with Chicago's best cuddlers, The Soon-To-Be Pretentious Writers Club. Join us this Saturday from 1-3pm. As always awards will be given!*

http://www.meetup.com/SoontoBePretentiousWritersClub/

*awards guaranteed to be amazing and imaginary

Jeff Tweedy once said that the greatest feeling comes from creating something that wasn't there 10 minutes ago. If you agree with this statement and like to write, come join us every 2nd Saturday of t

Chapter 24 of the Soon-to-be Pretentious Writers Club, wherein--dozens of detectives are trapped inside a "anthology of ...
01/09/2016

Chapter 24 of the Soon-to-be Pretentious Writers Club, wherein--dozens of detectives are trapped inside a "anthology of detectives" book...and conspire to escape--a boy writes an application to Yale, aspiring to be a "fancy rich person"--and it's the year 2023. Wars are now done via rap battle.

Writers: sharpen your pencils, minds and Harry Caray impressions. Then join us tomorrow from 1-3!
01/09/2016

Writers: sharpen your pencils, minds and Harry Caray impressions. Then join us tomorrow from 1-3!

Chapter 23 of the Soon-to-be Pretentious Writers Club, wherein a princess-turned-queen must leave the safe confines of h...
12/12/2015

Chapter 23 of the Soon-to-be Pretentious Writers Club, wherein a princess-turned-queen must leave the safe confines of her treetop civilization and brave the the forest floor, a 7th grader explains evolution and how Jeremy, that as***le from 1st period, killed all the dinosaurs, and we go bar hopping in Transylvania.

Saturday. 1pm. The Soon-to-be Pretentious Writers Club. Come create something new with all of your best friends, none of...
12/10/2015

Saturday.
1pm.
The Soon-to-be Pretentious Writers Club.
Come create something new with all of your best friends, none of your enemies, and three of your former lovers. Also! This is the last meet up before story submissions are due for our publication. Get into it.

http://www.meetup.com/SoontoBePretentiousWritersClub/events/226415985/

Jeff Tweedy once said that the greatest feeling comes from creating something that wasn't there 10 minutes ago. If you agree with this notion and like to write, come join us every 2nd Saturday o

Chapter 22 of the Soon-to-be Pretentious Writers Club, wherein the gingerbread man vows to kill the man who ate his fami...
11/14/2015

Chapter 22 of the Soon-to-be Pretentious Writers Club, wherein the gingerbread man vows to kill the man who ate his family (known at St. Nick), we do speed dating with Disney characters, and the Bearing Sea is haunted...by a ghoul ship!

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