Freedom Septic and Portables LLC

09/01/2026

I spy with my little eye..... 👀

08/29/2026

🌙✨ Midnight Moonlight & Clean Toilets! ✨🌙

There’s just something about cleaning portable toilets under a big beautiful moon… 😍🌕🌌
Whether it’s a late-night event, job site, or just keeping our regular units fresh and ready—we’re on it. 🧼🚽

Freedom Septic & Portables — working when duty calls. 🇺🇸

08/15/2026

08/15/2026

Thank goodness it’s not a school night because apparently child labor is alive and well at Freedom Septic & Portables! 😂😂

We’ve got this little guy working WAY past his bedtime tonight, helping us set up portable toilets and a hand-washing station for the Heartland Auto Club Car Show. 🚗💨🚽

No time clock, no paycheck, no benefits… just snacks, questionable working conditions, and the promise that he can go to bed when the job is done. 😂

He may be our smallest employee, but tonight he’s definitely earning his keep! ❤️ We love having our little helper along for the ride—and thankfully, the Department of Labor doesn’t know where we are. 🤣

08/05/2026

💣 Need to drop a bomb? We've got your six with the cleanest portable toilets in north central Kansas!

If you're about to unleash a weapon of ass destruction and can't make it inside the blast doors, we've got you covered! ☢️

We can't help with your aim, but we can guarantee a clean throne when duty calls. Whether you're on a job site, at an event, or way out in the middle of nowhere, Freedom Septic & Portables has your back(side).

🚀 Big payloads. Small payloads. Emergency payloads. We don't judge—we just keep the toilets clean.

🚽 Clean toilets. Reliable service. Zero judgment. When nature calls... answer it with Freedom. 🇺🇸 Call/Text 785-262-7555

07/27/2026

Freedom Septic & Portables. ☢️NOW HIRING!☢️

Position Applied For:
☐ Turd Herder
☐ Crap Commander
☐ Portable Throne Technician
☐ Whatever Pays the Bills

Job Requirements:
- Must have a strong stomach and a weak sense of smell.
- Comfortable working holidays, weekends, and whenever the phone rings.
- Must supply your own gloves (if you're fancy).
- Ability to laugh at p**p jokes is mandatory.
- Must not be afraid to get a little... crappy.

What We Offer:
- Sh*tty pay.
- Even sh*ttier hours.
- Unlimited fresh air (most of the time).
- A front-row seat to everyone's worst emergency.
- The satisfaction of doing the job nobody else wants to do.

Qualifications:
☐ I don't gag easily.
☐ I know what "Code Brown" means.
☐ I can back up a trailer without filing for divorce.
☐ I promise not to ask, "What's that smell?"

APPLICANT AGREEMENT

I understand this job isn't glamorous, my boots may never smell the same again, and my family will probably ask me to leave my work clothes outside.

Applicant Signature: ___________________________

Date: ______________________

07/23/2026

Freedom Septic and portables is proud to be at the Mitchell County Fair again this year.
Rain or shine, when nature calls, we've got you covered! Stop by for a clean place to potty—or to escape the weather for a few minutes.
We take pride in providing clean, well-maintained portable toilets because everyone deserves a clean place to go, even at the fair.
We hope everyone has a fun, safe, and memorable weekend. See you at the fair! 🚜🎡🚽


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