08/18/2026
OFFICIAL MEMO FROM DUKE, CHIEF COOLING OFFICER: "Inspected 47 pool floats. Survived 100 days of Texas summer. Earned every nap. We made it, Dallas."
The August Spark ⚡ is here:
🥵 Why we beg for the 7 a.m. slot — your attic hits 150° and we like our guys un-baked
🌮 Plot twist: you've eaten dinner under our wiring (hi, Chuy's & Olive Garden)
🔌 The 10-second test that tells you if an outlet's safety net is gone
🤠 Labor Day, planned: longhorns, jazz & baseball in glorious AC
Read it before your breakers file a complaint 👉 https://conta.cc/4xAx7O2
Tired panel? Call the humans Duke trusts.