Donkey Lawn Care

06/11/2026

In my spare time. This is the last call for my $30 an hour hard work in your yard you text I come within a couple days for real. I work not counting my brakes. It will cost you $30 cash since the cash keeps me from doing paperwork all new clients after two more will be paying 45 an hour electronically or $30 per hour cash. I have many many references.

Michael Furrh, Debbie Reynolds, and Terri Janak (all USA) worked for hours to take this tee-riffic title.

06/09/2026

I have a little window opened to buid another Green!!!

06/08/2026

I’m back from my retreat!!!!
Just text me, I’m cutting full time!!!

05/10/2026

Hi,
If I take care of your lawn please try to time your next text keeping in mind that I will be away from 5-13 to 5-23.
I’ll be cutting non stop until Tuesday weather permitting.
Sorry for this unexpected inconvenience.

Love
DONKEY

05/09/2026

I do a bit more than cut grass.
HMU.

05/03/2026

I better start writing stuff down.
One post and I added 7 yards.
I need a secretary. lol

I thought the “No Karen’s need apply” comment on my ad was a little too much, but EHT apparently
didn’t mind!!!

Love grass…

04/28/2026

Hello EHT!!!

For anyone interested or in need of
my services please reach out.

I have decided to go Full Time this summer doing what I Love!!!!

I have about Half as many regular lawns that I take care of now than I am looking to take care of.

I am looking to do about 10 to 12 additional local yards.

Cut, w**d whack, edge and clean up.
Spring clean ups will be limited and stopped soon.
I will do mulch if it’s under 3 yards needed. (Doesn’t apply to exsitisting clients I already mulch for)

It’s just me, the one Donkey.
Too many Goats, sending out us Donkeys anyway.
(Just kidding , the Large Companies have a huge overhead and need to charge double)

I have lots and lots of local references.

First come, first serve.

No Karens need apply.
For real, the less drama the better.

You text, i come, you zelle or leave me a few bucks.

Easy.

10/12/2025

Leave the leaf clean up to Donkey.
Contact for a free quote!!
Fall is here.

09/16/2025

More affordable than you might think!!!
Inbox us for details!

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09/12/2025

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