02/28/2026
As we wrap up “National Invasive Species Awareness Week,” I figured I’d let someone else take the helm for the day—because, frankly, who better to warn us about non-native invasive species than Steve Bender (aka The Grumpy Gardener)? After all, Steve and I have a long-standing tradition of poking fun at each other, and today was no exception. While digging deep into my research for the “worst plant on the planet” (and trust me, the list was long), I stumbled across Steve’s article for Southern Living. His warning? Well, let’s just say it was delivered with his usual flair for drama—almost as if he was auditioning for a post-apocalyptic gardening role.
Finally, something neither of us can defend: the Chameleon plant. If you’re feeling adventurous (and by adventurous, I mean reckless), go ahead—plant it anywhere and watch as its wicked tendrils and roots take over like it’s competing for world domination. Once they hit the ground, good luck getting rid of them.
Even Steve, with all his gardening bravado, practically called for nuclear warfare—and honestly, I’m not sure he’s joking. So please, resist the urge to plant this menace. Don’t profit from selling it. Banish it from your inventory. Seriously, if you value your sanity—and your garden’s dignity—come with me if you want to live!
By the way, Steve’s endorsement of Bugleweed or Brunnera (which are also non-native) as replacements? Let’s just say, I respectfully disagree—and by respectfully, I mean with a solid eye roll. That being said, they aren’t nearly as bad as the Chameleon plant, (for now).
For those looking for safer, native alternatives, try Lady Fern (Athryium felix-femina), Foamflower (Tiarella cordifolia), or if you can’t resist the charms of those Brunnera flowers, toss in some responsibly grown Bluebells for good measure.
Please, garden responsibly.
And thanks, Steve! The check’s in the mail—or maybe it’s lost somewhere in a bed of Chameleon plants.
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