06/16/2026
CUSTOMER: “I want to install my liner myself but my wife won’t let me.”
DAVE: “How long you been married?”
CUSTOMER: “A long time but my wife will divorce me if I do.”
DAVE: “What do you do for work?”
CUSTOMER: “I work for the railroad.”
DAVE: “Well if I did your job for one day I’d probably crash the train!”
CUSTOMER: “Probably!”