Concrete Apparatus LLC

05/03/2026

POV: Your driveway finally found a contractor who doesn’t cut corners, just cuts clean joints. 😏

Neighbors already slowing down. Mailman walking a little softer. Dog respecting the boundary lines.

Meanwhile your old driveway? Yeah, we don’t speak on the past rip to that time period.

If yours is cracked, sinking, or just straight up giving up on life, call me.

Concrete Apparatus LLC we pour it right, so you don’t have to pour money into fixing it later.

Call or text me at (651) 324-2063 and “let’s make your plans CONCRETE!”

04/17/2026

🚨 WAIT! YOU’RE NOT GONNA SEE THESE PRICES AGAIN 🚨

Yeah, we said it.

For this week + next week only, we’re dropping our LOWEST PRICES EVER on patios.
(And once these spots fill… it’s back to reality 😬)

🔥 PATIO DEALS 🔥
▪️ 10×10 – $3,250 + tax
▪️ 12×12 – $3,945 + tax
▪️ 14×14 – $4,675 + tax

What’s included?
Tear-out ✔️
Regrading ✔️
Base + fill ✔️
Rebar ✔️
Pour + clean finish ✔️

No shortcuts. Just clean, solid work that actually lasts.

⚠️ Quick heads up:
These prices are for easy-access jobs only — meaning we can get equipment in and out without fighting your yard like it owes us money.
(If access is rough, price may adjust.)

💥 BONUS DEAL 💥
Getting a driveway (20×45 minimum)?
We’ll pour your patio FREE (up to 12×12).
Yeah… free-free.

Got a sidewalk that looks like it lost a fight with winter?
We’ll knock that out too — even cheaper.

⸻

📲 Text or call: (651) 324-2063
Let’s lock your spot before someone else grabs it.

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Concrete Apparatus —
We don’t just pour it… we make it worth staring at.

Expert contractor services for durable concrete projects. (651)324-2063

04/06/2026

You got the facelift and that BBL 🍑 and yeah, we noticed 👀

Everything’s sitting right. Confidence? Through the roof, just walkin’ like you’re talkin’! 💪🙈🙉🐵😍

But then you pull into the driveway…

And it’s like, ma’am…sir..??? We need to talk.

Cracks. Dips. Rough patches.
That thing isn’t a driveway anymore, it’s a cry for help. 😭

You invested in YOU, now let’s get your property out here acting brand new too. It’s time to show your neighbors your BBL isn’t the only thing getting lifted. 🫣🤣

We do full “exterior surgery”
No anesthesia, just clean cuts, smooth finishes, and results that last. 😍🥰😍

Patio looking tired?
Driveway looking stressed?
Sidewalk tripping people on purpose? Yeah, we fix that.

📞 Call or text: 651-324-2063
🌐 ConcreteApparatus.com

Because pulling up should feel just as good as walking out 😏

03/17/2026

I saw someone taking a picture with a $10k purse while standing on a driveway that looked like it had been through a small earthquake and survived a few world wars. 😜

Not judging, we all have our priorities. 🤔

But one of those investments impresses Instagram for about 24 hours. The other increases your homes’ value every single day.

So if your driveway has more cracks than your phone screen, we should probably talk. 😏

Not too late to get on our spring’s schedule and receive 10% off the total project if booked for the spring. 💪🏽

03/11/2026

Honestly, it hurts. Nobody ever just wants to sit there and talk “concrete” these days. But truth is, I’m sure your driveway and patio have been wanting to talk to you about it for years. This year is the time to have that conversation and tell em’ this year they’re getting REPLACED!

My phone has been ringing all day today so if you’re thinking about getting that new concrete driveway, patio, or sidewalk done, now’s the time! We are offering 10% off the total amount if booked for the spring.

Give me a call and let’s make your plans, CONCRETE.

651-324-2063

03/01/2026

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02/26/2026

Imagine a stunning outdoor space that reflects your style and enhances your home. Visit our website for innovative concrete and landscaping ideas that can bring your vision to life.

http://concreteapparatus.com

02/23/2026

Some contractors:
‘Yeah bro, just pour it right there. They’ll figure it out.’ 🤔✔️

Us:
We design for humans, not video game characters. 🤣👾🎮👾🎮

If your steps look like this, you didn’t hire a concrete company, you hired a chaos agent. 😈

When you’re ready for entryways, steps, patios, or hardscapes that actually make sense, and are done the RIGHT WAY, Concrete Apparatus LLC is the move to make.

Call or text at 651-324-2063

02/17/2026

POV: It hits 50° in MN and everyone suddenly notices their yard needs help 😅
Concrete season is almost here and my spring schedule is already filling.

Patios, stamped concrete, retaining walls, pavers, hardscapes! If you’ve been thinking about it, this is your sign.
Message me and we’ll get you on the books before the rush.

Call/text 651-324-2063

02/12/2026

Winter’s clocking out ❄️➡️🌷
If your yard’s been “next year’s problem” for the last 3–4 years, then yeah, I’m looking at you 👀😂

I do concrete and hardscapes, and spring spots disappear faster than New Year’s resolutions. Let’s plan your project now so you’re not panic texting contractors when everyone wants work done yesterday.

DM me or text 651-324-2063.
Ballpark quotes over the phone. No pressure, just real talk and solid work.