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Last Thing, San Diego, CA (2026)

05/31/2026

I swear some mechanics act like basic hygiene is a personal insult.

Our boss bought pizza for the shop today, and before anyone could even get a slice, this guy walks over straight from under the hood of a car looking like he just lost a battle with an oil filter. I’m talking BLACK hands. Grease packed into the fingerprints. Fingernails looking like they’ve been through three lifetimes and a rebuild. And this man just grabs two slices barehanded and starts eating like contamination builds character.

So yeah, I said something. I told him if your hands can permanently stain a paper towel, maybe don’t be the first stop on the communal pizza line. Apparently that was “disrespectful.” My bad for not wanting brake dust parmesan on lunch.

He immediately starts getting dramatic about it too—big sighs, rubbing his forehead, talking about how “hard workers don’t have time to look pretty.” Brother, nobody asked you to do skincare and light a candle. Just wash your hands for 30 seconds. Everyone else in the shop seems to manage it without turning into a symbol of working-class suffering. Now the whole room’s awkward because the boss is looking at me like I just insulted the entire blue-collar industry.

And yeah, this is the part people are gonna side-eye me for—I quietly threw the rest of the pizza away after he got to it. Whole box. I watched motor oil fingers digging through pepperoni slices like it was a raccoon at a dumpster, and my appetite just completely checked out. One coworker called me “soft,” while they’re still over there eating mystery grease supreme like germs are just a myth.

05/31/2026

Airport charging stations are honestly the fastest way to tell who grew up with siblings… and who grew up thinking public outlets are basically their personal power grid.

I walked over with my phone at 9%, boarding pass pulled up, already doing that stressed-out “turn brightness down and pray” routine… and this college-looking guy had basically turned the entire outlet strip into a full-blown charging headquarters. Phone plugged in. Laptop plugged in. Tablet plugged in. Portable charger charging another portable charger. Cables everywhere like he was running a tiny airport-side tech startup out of Gate B14. I’m pretty sure I even saw a Nintendo Switch in the mix at one point, which felt insane but also somehow on-brand.

Meanwhile, there’s a whole group of us just hovering around like tired airport vultures waiting for one single outlet to free up. People are literally crouched down checking behind chairs and trash cans like there’s a secret plug hiding somewhere because this guy decided every device he’s ever owned needed life support at the same time. And the funniest part? His phone was already at like 87%. You could clearly see it. This wasn’t emergency charging anymore. This was just… hobby charging.

And yeah, this is the part people are gonna side-eye me for, but I unplugged his portable battery pack and used it for my phone instead. I picked the least important-looking device and made a very quick executive decision. He noticed like 30 seconds later and immediately got offended like, “don’t touch my stuff.” Sir… your setup looked like a Best Buy display had exploded while the rest of us were fighting for our lives over single-digit battery percentages. Let’s be serious.

Then suddenly everyone nearby started acting like they didn’t just spend five minutes quietly agreeing with me. Funny how people love fairness until someone actually does something about it. Anyway, my phone made it to 18%, so I’m not exactly losing sleep over it.

05/31/2026

I almost gagged in the frozen aisle because WHY was there a “dog treat charcuterie kit” just chilling next to regular human food like we all collectively agreed this was normal behavior??

I’m literally just trying to grab ice cream and pierogies and I look over and see this little gift bag full of bacon strips, fake cheese cubes, dog cookies, and meat sticks—packaged like someone’s golden retriever is about to host a fancy wine night. Like we used to give dogs a bowl and a tennis ball and call it a day. Now people are out here building full emotional support snack boards for animals that will still happily eat a sock if you turn your back for five seconds.

And before the dog people come for me, yes I get it—“they’re family.” Cool. My family also knows not to lick themselves in the middle of the living room. Somewhere along the way we went from pets being pets to them having birthday cakes, strollers, matching pajamas, therapy playlists, gourmet desserts, and now apparently tiny deli platters too. Meanwhile actual humans are surviving on instant noodles three nights in a row, but Baxter is out here getting artisan bacon bites wrapped like it’s Valentine’s Day.

The part people are probably going to hate is I picked it up laughing so hard another shopper thought I was actually considering buying it. I told her if your dog needs a curated charcuterie experience, maybe your pet has officially climbed too high up the tax bracket ladder. She did NOT find that funny and immediately started explaining “dogs deserve enrichment.” Ma’am… it’s a Labrador, not a divorced aunt named Cheryl hosting Sunday brunch.

And honestly the wildest part? Someone definitely bought it like five minutes later. Which basically proves the pet industry has figured out they can sell people absolutely anything as long as they slap a paw print on it and write “bacon” in a cute font.

05/31/2026

I swear tipping culture feels like it’s getting more aggressive by the week 😭

Went out to eat and before we even even sat down, there were big signs basically warning customers that if you don’t tip enough, don’t expect good service.

And honestly… that kind of thing immediately changes the whole atmosphere.

People don’t mind rewarding good service—that’s never really been the issue.

The issue is when it starts feeling like you’re being pressured, judged, or guilt-tripped before the meal even begins.

Food prices are already high.

Taxes and fees keep stacking up.

And now some places treat the menu price like it’s just the “starting point.” 😬

At what point does a “tip” stop feeling like optional appreciation and start feeling like an expected extra charge?

Because judging by how often people debate this online… it’s pretty clear a lot of folks are getting frustrated with where this is heading.

05/31/2026

I genuinely can’t believe a business actually thought this sign was okay to put on their front door 😅

I walked up with my kid today and was immediately met with a big sign basically saying children aren’t welcome unless they’re perfectly silent and invisible.

And honestly, it wasn’t even just *what* it said—it was the tone. It came off really hostile, like families with kids are automatically a problem before they even step inside.

Which is wild to me, because if you’re running a public-facing business, you kind of have to expect that families are going to show up.

It honestly gave strong “we don’t like kids but still want your money” energy 💀

And I kept thinking… do they really expect parents to see that and still feel good about spending money there?

Because for me, it just felt disrespectful and a bit arrogant.

Not gonna lie, I was tempted to go in just to ask if they’d actually say that to customers’ faces the same way it’s written on the door. 😬

05/31/2026

Tipping culture really feels like it’s hit its final boss era 💀🍽️

It used to be simple—just a “tips appreciated” line at the bottom of the receipt.

Now it’s full-on breakdowns before you even sit down like you’re walking into a math quiz.

🧾 Meal: $120
➕ Suggested tip: $24
➡️ “Real total”: $144

And then there’s the guilt-trap bonus round:

“If you can’t afford to tip, you can’t afford to eat out.”

That’s usually the moment people just mentally check out.

Most people aren’t anti-server. Everyone knows the job is hard—long hours, low pay, difficult customers—and good service deserves appreciation.

But a lot of people are also getting tired of feeling like they’re suddenly responsible for the whole restaurant’s payroll the second they sit down.

A tip used to feel like a thank-you for good service. Now it can feel more like a required fee… with judgment attached if you don’t pick the “right” number.

At what point did going out to eat turn into quietly doing wage system math at the table? 😭

Be honest—does tipping feel out of control now, or is this just the new normal? 👇

05/30/2026

I’m pretty frustrated with my experience at Home Depot today.

An employee helped load a boxed item into my Jeep, but it wasn’t secured or positioned properly. During the short drive home, the item shifted and ended up causing my rear windshield to shatter, along with damage to my liftgate strut.

Now I’m looking at around $600 in repairs for something that wouldn’t have happened if it had been loaded correctly in the first place.

I’ve already started escalating it with store management because this feels like something that should have been prevented, and I’m hoping the store will take responsibility and help make it right.

Has anyone dealt with something similar before? If so, how did it get handled? 🤔

05/30/2026

I went to a church event last night and somehow ended up spending half the time completely distracted by these weird wooden blocks attached to the back of every pew 😭

At first I honestly thought they were candle holders… but then I noticed each one had like SIX perfectly drilled holes and I just froze like, wait… why would that be right behind people’s heads??

Then I switched theories and thought maybe they were for holding communion cups, but that led me down a whole mental spiral of imagining everyone casually juggling grape juice during service like it’s some kind of tasting event 💀

The strangest part is nobody else seemed even slightly curious. Everyone was just sitting there like it was totally normal while I was over there quietly trying to solve a medieval church mystery in my head.

Churches really do have a way of hiding the most random objects in plain sight and just expecting everyone to just… know what they are.

So yeah… does anyone actually know what those are? 🤔

05/30/2026

I put a sign up in my front yard, and I already know people are going to have opinions about it—but I’m sticking with it anyway 😅

The sign basically asks people passing by my house not to look at it. I explain that it’s a private home, I live here, and even a quick glance still feels like someone’s observing my space. I signed it as the homeowner.

And yeah, I get how that sounds.

I can already hear the reactions—“you can’t tell people not to look at a house on a public street,” or “it’s just a glance, it’s nothing.”

But here’s my thinking.

This is my home. Not just a structure, but the place where I actually live my life. And every time someone walks by and looks at it, even briefly, it turns it into something that’s constantly being observed.

It might seem small, but it adds up—hundreds of people passing by, each doing that quick scan of the windows, the yard, the door. It creates this steady background feeling of being watched.

And I never really agreed to that. I didn’t put my home on display—it just happens to be visible from the sidewalk, and somewhere along the way that started to feel like permission for people to look.

I get that visibility doesn’t stop curiosity, but to me they’re not the same thing.

I’m not saying anything dramatic is happening. I’m just saying I want a little more privacy in my own space, even in a simple way, and that includes asking people not to casually observe it as they pass.

I know a lot of people will think it’s an overreaction—that a glance doesn’t matter.

But to me, it still does. And it’s still my space.

So yeah, the sign stays. Eyes forward, keep walking.

05/30/2026

Somebody left this sitting by pump one last night 😭

If it’s yours and you can describe what was inside the diaper, you can pick it up at the nursing home next door.

Thanks y’all… gobbless 💀

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