07/21/2025
Dear Bubble Level,
It's not me, it's you. We've had some good times, sure, but things just aren't level anymore between us. I've found someone new β someone precise, efficient, and who doesn't give me eye strain trying to find that tiny air pocket.
Yes, I'm talking about my laser level. It projects perfect lines, saves me tons of time, and frankly, it just gets me. No more squinting, no more "is it just me or is that off?" arguments with myself.
So, while I'll always cherish the memories (mostly of frustration), I've seen the light. I'm moving on to brighter, straighter horizons. You can keep your little bubbles; I'm all about the beams now.
May marbles always sit still on your countertops.
Sincerely,
Olsen Custom Carpentry PLLC