06/08/2026
You know it's going to be an interesting day when your job description includes:
✔ Evicting Flying P**p Factories that p**p on everything🐦
✔ Preventing feathered Idiots from repeatedly flying into giant windows🪶 R.I.P feathered idiots.
✔ Preventing Sky Rats from turning this home into Gotham City's finest.
That's right, I said Sky Rats.
Angry Little P**p Goblins.
Shall I continue?
Today was one of those days!😁
A scissor lift, a lot of bird spikes, and a few hours later, the flying freeloaders received their official notice to vacate the premises.
A few feelings have been hurt. Oh well. Too bad for you.
Mission accomplished.😛