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It all starts with YOU contacting me. Why? Because you're concerned about the details. I have over 50 years of experience in this business.

If you want to contact me, please use my regular page for Steve Shearer: https://www.facebook.com/steve.shearer1. I had to turn off messages from this account as all it gathered was porn spam.

09/03/2026

Here's my sketches for a big house I'm bidding on...

30/10/2024

Why do witches wear name tags?
So they can tell which witch is which.

11/10/2024

A man with two employees, Jack and Mary, fell upon hard times. He knew he had to fire one of them, but which? Jack or Mary? Both were qualified, positive, pleasant ...what to do? Finally, he decided to do it randomly -- the first one who went to the water cooler would be axed. Soon Mary needed to wash down a couple of aspirin and headed for some water. The boss called her into his office and began the painful task. "I can't decide whether to lay you or Jack off." Mary said, "You'd better jack off now because I've got a lot of work to finish but I'll be glad to do you at lunchtime."

03/10/2024

Tom: I asked my pal why he had to always be the boss. He said it kept him on his toes. So we argued about it, for a while and...
Jerry: Did you ever make up?
Tom: We did, today.
Jerry: How?
Tom: I cut his feet off.

27/09/2024

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks. "I froze to death," he replies. "That's awful. How does it feel?" "At first, it's uncomfortable, but eventually you get numb and drift off, as if you're sleeping. It's very calm. How about you? How did you die?" "Oh, I had a heart attack. You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I arrived home unexpectedly, ran up to our bedroom and found her alone, knitting. So I ran down to the basement, but couldn't find anyone hiding there, either. Next, I ran up to the second floor; no one there either. Then, I ran as fast as I could to the attic, but before I could get there, I had a massive heart attack and collapsed." The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says. "What do you mean?" "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive!"

17/09/2024

Did you realize that "Dammit, I'm mad" spelled backwards is "Dammit, I'm mad?"

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Opening Hours

Monday	09:00 - 19:00
Tuesday	09:00 - 19:00
Wednesday	09:00 - 19:00
Thursday	09:00 - 19:00
Friday	09:00 - 19:00
Saturday	09:00 - 19:00

Telephone

+19285330737

Website

https://pvkitchens.com/

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