07/16/2026
Well folks, the Maple Menace has done it again. Canadians have commit numurous crimes against humanity like the wildfires, letting Trailer Park Boys not end after season 7, Rush, and the worst offender being vinegar on French fries. Not enough Loonies & Toonies can cover their damages to the Michigan air quality.
Now I don't know about you but I'm fed up with breathing the miasma they are producing. I propose a duel of the fates they get their 10 best hockey players and we get our best 10 and we hold a gloves off brawl on neutral territory on the consecrated ground of the Duty Free by the Ambassador Bridge. Winner gets to impose tarrifs on any imported good for a year.
Anyways as much as I love breathing in smoke like Conway from Courage the Cowardly Dog I have decided to split Thursdays route into 2 since I can feel it in my lungs now. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.