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Burglar Liquid Waste

We are a family owned business with over 50 years experience in the liquid waste industry. We offer We offer this with a same day service policy.

Burglar Liquid Waste has been in the industry for over 50 years, so you could say we know our sh*t! We are very professional and experienced in knowing what is required to get you going again. We understand that when you have unwanted mess coming up in the house or your business premises then you need someone straight away! It makes no difference what day of the week or what time of the night you have a problem, we will be there to help you.

08/06/2026

🚛💩 When you see us, you’ll stop.

You’ll admire.

You’ll wonder where we’ve been.

Then you’ll wonder where we’re going…

And if we’re at your place, you’ll be glad we showed up. 😎

03/06/2026

💩🚛 THERE’S NO CRAP TOO SMALL FOR US! 🚛💩

Blocked drain?
Grease trap causing headaches?
Septic tank needing attention?
Or just a job everyone else thinks is “too small”?

At Burglar Liquid Waste, we don’t pick and choose the glamorous jobs… because let’s face it, none of them are glamorous! 😆

From the biggest pump-outs to the smallest blockages, our team has the equipment, experience and attitude to get the job done right.

✅ Drains
✅ Grease Traps
✅ Septic Tanks
✅ Liquid Waste Removal

We suck so you don’t have to.

📞 Give BLW a call today and let the Turd Burglar take care of your dirty work.

🏆 The #1 in your #2

28/05/2026

💩 Our service doesn’t stink…
We’re just surrounded by things that do.

🚛 Septic Tanks
🚛 Grease Traps
🚛 Drains
🚛 Liquid Waste

No matter the size of the mess, BLW has it covered.

The #1 in your #2. 😎

📞 Give us a call before things get really crappy.

22/05/2026

💩 No job too small… and we mean it.

From “hmm that’s not right…” to full-blown code brown, BLW has you covered.

Tiny pipes, big messes, awkward smells…
👉 we don’t judge — we just suck it up.

24/04/2026

Today we pause to remember.

This ANZAC Day, we honour the courage, sacrifice and spirit of the men and women who served our country 🇦🇺

Their legacy lives on in the freedom we enjoy every day.

At Burglar Liquid Waste, we’re proud to be part of the community they fought for — and we’ll always take a moment to reflect and give thanks.

Lest We Forget 🌺

31/12/2025

🎉 Happy New Year from The Turd Burglar! 🎉

As we flush 2025 down the loo 🚽 and pop the bubbly for 2026 🍾, we just want to say a huge THANK YOU to all our amazing customers for trusting us with the jobs no one else wants to do.

Bring on 2026 — let’s leave last year’s 💩 where it belongs! 🥂✨

25/12/2025

🎄🎅✨ Merry Christmas from all of us! ✨🎅🎄

A massive THANK YOU 🙌 to all our amazing customers for your continued support this year 💙 From early starts 🌅 to tight access 🚧 and jobs that were… let’s just say memorable 💩😅 — we truly appreciate you trusting us to get the dirty work done 💪🚛

We hope your Christmas is full of great food 🍗🍰, good times 🥂🎶, and zero emergency call-outs 🚫📞💩
Here’s to a safe, happy and successful New Year 🥳🎆 — we can’t wait to look after you again in 2026!

🎄 Cheers & Merry Christmas! 🎄

26/11/2025

🚽💩 IS YOUR SEPTIC TANK TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING? 💩🚽

If your drains are slower than your kids in the morning…
If your yard has wet patches and it hasn’t rained in weeks…
If you’re catching mystery odours that definitely aren’t from the dog…

👉 It might be time to pump your septic tank.

Most tanks need a pump-out every 3–5 years, but let’s be honest — nobody remembers the last time they did it. (Except us. We remember. We always remember. 😅)

Don’t wait until your toilet starts acting like it’s on strike or your backyard turns into a surprise water feature.

We pump it clean, quick, and without judgment.
We’ve seen worse. MUCH worse.

📞 Book your pump-out today - 0418 363 030

10/11/2025

🌺 Lest We Forget 🌺

Today, we pause to remember and honour all those who have served and sacrificed for our freedom.
Their courage, resilience, and selflessness will never be forgotten.

While our trucks might usually bring a smile or a laugh, today they proudly wear poppies as a sign of respect and remembrance.

At 11am, we’ll stop what we’re doing for a moment of silence — to reflect, to be grateful, and to remember those who gave everything.

Lest We Forget. ❤️

29/09/2025

🏆 We have a winner! 🏆
Huge congrats L Fisher — your slogan stole the show!
You’ve scored a $500 Coles/Myer voucher. 🎁

How to claim: Please DM us within 48 hours with your full name and email.
Security note: We’ll never ask for bank details or send weird links.

Massive thanks to everyone who entered — the puns were elite! We’ll share a few favourites this week, so keep an eye out. 👀

Address

209-211 Northbourne Road
Campbellfield, VIC
3061

Telephone

+61418363030

Website

http://www.turdburglar.com.au/

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