SSS Pond

23/02/2020

After several months of grieving we must regrettably inform you that the SSS pond is no more.

It was taken from us just months ago while the devoted, pond-loving students of St Stephen’s School were on break. What a cowardly act.

Although it may now seem impossible, we must continue to worship the pond and always preach it’s brave teachings.
Look for the pond everywhere you go.

The pond lives on. He shall rise again.

14/08/2017

What a disgrace to see rubbish in the pond this afternoon. Definitely not happy with the St Stephen's community today. Would advise that the culprit attends to the pond to resolve this unacceptable behavioural lapse.

28/07/2017

BREAKING NEWS:

A tennis ball was found in the pond after a physics experiment gone wrong. The ball has been removed from the scene and is currently in a heating room to dry.

The ball is said to have minor injuries relating to the acidity of the pond, where the outer layer began to dissolve. Authorities are treating this as accidental.

25/07/2017

I don't know if anyone else can see it but there clearly a playing card at the bottom of the pond, I find this disgraceful to see such disrespectful acts to our lord the pond as it provides us with our school water supply. Smarten up your act St Stephens I expect better from you.

09/07/2017

Good evening all!!!

In spite of the Public Holidays the Pond page has been unable to upload daily updates on the ponds wellbeing, we apologise for any inconvenience.

We are in the midst of planning for something a little surprising.

Happy Holidays.

26/06/2017

Just another photo of our lord, god and saviour the sss pond

22/06/2017

An unidentifiable object has been spotted in the pond, it appears to be made of some sort of material. The object is a shape of a human foot but I cannot correctly identify the object. If you have any idea of what this object may be please contact us as soon as possible for further investigation. Thank you for your time

21/06/2017

5 Crows were seen eating at the pond as of 10:40am today, it is still unknown what exactly they were eating, local authorities are investigating the incident.

20/06/2017

Wonderful scenes today, the crows were again very happy with the extremely acidic water, being seen taking a drink out of the infamous pond.

19/06/2017

By the way guys if this page gets 700 likes we will host a BBQ in it with free snags to go round

19/06/2017

We will be doing daily posts of the wellbeing of the SSS pond and keep you up to date if anything controversial happens within its perimeter

19/06/2017

Big up the SSS Pond for reaching 10 likes. Share with your mates.

The best pond in the world.

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