10/07/2026
🪵 She’s done. And she’s a bloody pearler.
Woodvance Oak. Deck refurbishment. And enough extra joists to make a structural engineer weep with joy.
Now listen ‘ere cobber — when we pulled this deck apart she was rougher than a badger’s armpit underneath. Spans were longer than a month of Sundays and the joists were drier than a dead dingo in the Simpson Desert.
Any mongrel with a nail gun would’ve just slapped new boards on top and said she’ll be right.
Not us mate. Not on your nelly. 🙅
We waterproofed every joist — belt AND braces — then packed in extra ones till the frame was tighter than a fish’s whatsit at 50 fathoms. Now you could park a bloody Kenworth on it and she wouldn’t blink.
Then down went the Woodvance Oak. Strewth, came up better lookin’ than a dog’s dinner at a royal banquet. 😂
See, any drongo can put new boards on a dodgy frame. Takes a bloke who’s been around since Hector was a pup to fix what’s underneath FIRST.
That’s us cobber. Fair dinkum. No bull. Honest as a chook on a egg. 🐔
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