08/28/2026
Big news at TRD Contracting! 🪵🐾
We’ve officially hired a new Branch Manager.
He’s taken over quality assurance, lumber testing, and site supervision. He’s young, completely untrained in carpentry, but exceptionally dedicated. So far, his performance review shows outstanding commitment to retrieving supplies and inspecting every stick that comes on-site.
Job Responsibilities:
⭐️Testing all job site branches for durability.
⭐️Conducting mandatory, unannounced lunchbox inspections.
⭐️Ensuring zero leftovers remain on-site.
⭐️Barking out orders to keep the crew moving.
His compensation package includes 100% belly rubs, zero taxes, unlimited treats, and continuous fetch benefits.
Need your next project done right? The boss is hard at work! 🔨🐶