09/18/2026
🐾 Meet the newest member of the Micron Mechanical team — Apollo!
Official title: CPL — Chief People Lover 💙🐶
His daily responsibilities include:
🐾 Greeting EVERYONE like they’re his best friend
🐾 Keeping team morale at an all-time high
🐾 Closely supervising all snack-related activities
🐾 Providing unlimited emotional support
🐾 Sleeping on the job with zero consequences 😂
His HVAC/R skills are questionable, his paperwork is nonexistent, and we’re still waiting on that Red Seal…
But when it comes to customer service? Absolute professional. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Welcome to the team, Apollo! 🔧🐶💙
We give him two weeks before he’s running the place.