24/08/2025
So, I was doing a job in Dosthill, I told the bloke he didn’t need any Screwfix Bronx downlights with warm white GU10’s around his drive and new kitchen / diner with outside seating to create an ambiance as it would look crap as I needed to get to the nearest Wetherspoons, but he was most insistent, it all got a bit heated and I threatened to set my dog on him, but after realising that the dog was taken away from me by the police two years earlier I thought I should probably meet him halfway. It looks terrible, just as I drunkenly told him it would.
