23/07/2024
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: In a twist of fate, we’ve officially had to hire our Dachshund, Elton, as our new staff member! 🐶💼
Turns out, the job market is so tough right now that even the most qualified candidates are in short supply. So, when Elton wagged his tail and offered his services, who were we to say no? 😅
Elton’s qualifications?
* Specialist in long naps during office hours. 💤
* Proficient in barking at the mailman and anyone else who dares to walk by. 📬
* A gourmet when it comes to sniffing out snacks (very crucial for morale). 🍖
But that's not all! Elton is in charge of licking windows to ensure they’re sparkly clean and digging gutters to keep them 'paw-fectly' clear. 🌧️🔍 (He’s still working on the 'gutter' part; mostly he just digs up the flowerbeds.)
On rainy days, Elton will be in the office diligently working on invoices—mostly by chewing on them for that authentic 'paw-printed' look. ☔️📝
📞 Contact us today for a free quote—Elton insists, and he’s a tough negotiator! 🐾
We cover Bath and surrounding areas.
Call / WhatsApp: 07394 317 011
* Window Cleaning
* Gutter Emptying and Cleaning
* Fascia and Soffit cleaning
* Conservatory Cleaning
If you’ve called and no one’s picked up, it’s probably because Elton’s busy ignoring the phone in favour of a more pressing matter: napping 💤 📞🌞
