Cool Penguin Home Improvements - UPVC Doors & Windows & Replacement Glass

17/08/2026

Your mate said, “I can probably build that.”

And this is why you don’t listen to your mate because no flat pack furniture was harmed in the making of this.

This custom media wall was designed, made and fitted to give the TV a proper home, hide the general family crap (Sorry. We meant it has built in storage), and makes the living room look significantly more expensive than it probably was……(kind of not true, it’s actually cost a lot more than it should have as we are 6 months over on the whole job but whatever, the customer is hardly going to sack us now….)

Bespoke storage. Display shelving. Clean finish.

No LED lights. No stupid electric fire. No floating TV.

Basically, we turned “where the f**k are we putting the TV?” into this……

Yes the TV is still using its feet….we know. Revolutionary 💁🏻‍♀️

You’re welcome.

📩 Want one? Send us a message.
❌ Want your mate to build it? Good luck.

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20/07/2026

16/05/2026

At Cool Penguin Home Improvements, we supply & fit UPVC windows and composite doors that actually do their job.

❄️ Warmer homes
🔇 Less noise
🔒 Better security
😎 Less embarrassment every time someone visits

Share this with:
👉 the mate whose windows whistle in the wind
👉 the neighbour with the “vintage” draughts
👉 anyone whose front door fights back when it opens

DM us for a quote before your house becomes a listed building.

UKHomes

16/05/2026

27/04/2026

Love Mondays…..

24/04/2026

Took a bit of designing to get this how the customer had imagined it……which is great. Love redesigning something 8 times and my phone pinging all night.

Internal door, gas and electric boxes removed because the customer couldn’t be arsed to do it themselves.

Brick checks gone too…..no one wants a door shaped like a p***s.

Damp course laid and porch floor concreted
Then the fun began….

Black on white…..like my pornhub search history.

Satin glass…..so you can walk around naked

Escutcheon Pull Close….handles are for poor people

Self Locking……Cus why not?

Polished Knob…..yes please

Letter plate……f*ck the postman

If Carslberg made social media posts, they wouldn’t be this bad.

24/04/2026

Can it ever be too tight? 👀👀

22/04/2026