Big D’s reviews

Big D’s reviews This is a page strictly about big D’s reviews. If you don’t know big D she will punch your head in. So best to know her not ignore her.

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04/10/2021

I’ve not been home in what feels like forever but god I hope D isn’t carrying on with her so called “recipe book” if anyone sees “recipees for big D’s” DO NOT BUY IT! It will only fill you with false hope!

I’m just praying to god for everyone’s sake that D isn’t still cooking… I haven’t heard from everyone in a few days which tells me she probably is… I heard a couple of weeks back she “cut oot the voddy” but dads face says differently…

D is a dangerous woman and if you see her in the street stay well away…. She attacks anything that gets in her way once she has had a drink (24/7) so STAY CLEAR! If you stay out of her way she will proceed on her way to the local boozer… where she will find the biggest man in there and “smash his teeth in” for your own safety stay away from D… She does not hesitate and has no mercy…

12/01/2021

D’s not been upto much for once she’s not being aggressive. Dad hasn’t let her cook in ages since last time she cooked he ended up with a pot flying at his head. We have come to the conclusion cooking is what makes D aggressive... apparently it’s not the 3 bottles of vodka a day she drinks 😐

11/10/2020

D made a roast dinner today... wasn’t able to get a picture of it before she smashed it over my head for asking for abit more gravy.
Was probably the best presented food she’s ever made and half of it was on the kitchen floor the rest was on my head 🤔 hip hip definitely not hooray. This cannot carry on I’m thinking of cooking tomorrow but don’t want to suggest it as she is easily offended....
tonight’s food in 1 word? Disappointing? Disgusted? Could even go one better and say it was the most fifer roast dinner I’ve ever had in my cheese puff...
chips chicken and gravy....
What could have made this food better?
Well. If I was to walk to the shop step in dog s**t and put my shoe in the microwave for 10 minutes and put it on the side of my plate or in this case the floor. I would probably have ate more of it...
thanks D.... or not...

D says that we are skint because she spend all the money on electric etc but there is about 15 empty bottles of “voddy” ...
10/10/2020

D says that we are skint because she spend all the money on electric etc but there is about 15 empty bottles of “voddy” under the sink... so this is all we had to eat tonight (this was a full portion me and shell had to share) but I’ll give her my dues it tasted not half bad. Yet it could have been better! Maybe if it wasn’t out of an Asda smart price 19p tin would be half an improvement.. I’ve had to block her as she seen my last post and I’ve not got a swollen lip and a black eye... from falling down the stairs... twice....
good one D I’d give you a 2 out of 10 tonight. 1 for effort and 1 for not spitting in it for once.... I think.

D has left us no choice... just an update guys as I e not posted in a while.D has not made us food in days we are all st...
09/10/2020

D has left us no choice... just an update guys as I e not posted in a while.
D has not made us food in days we are all starving! I don’t understand what she is getting out of this the Mrs trunchbull wannabe. Sent Erin flying out the window last night by the hair for only making her a single “voddy” instead of a double... Erin is 11. PFTM (prey for the mercers) 👏 if anyone knows D isn’t a big fan of voul language which is why Fraser is missing half an ear.
Rob (Dad) farted the other night and she tipped the couch he was laying on calmly and started screaming voul words in his face if anyone on this page knows D please do not approach the beast as she is very violent and lives for “the sesh”
I’m also back in the house now guys she finally let me back in but only if I promised never to look at her milk in the fridge again as she loves her tea... it was obviously my fault... I should never have looked at her green milk like that... 😢
Thanks guys
PFTM💙

01/09/2020

I am not staying in the house right now as D is very angry she is on a rampage I would recommend everyone in Oakley to keep their doors locked and not to leave the house as she will destroy anyone in her path... please don’t p**s her off anymore.
Regards
The forgotten son.

Voting time guys! Which would you rather eat!? 😋 I know which one I would pick🤗Hint: it’s not the chilli 🤮
27/08/2020

Voting time guys!
Which would you rather eat!? 😋
I know which one I would pick🤗
Hint: it’s not the chilli 🤮

27/08/2020

D said she was going to make us bacon rolls for lunch.... nice big D....
don’t recommend as she’s still not made it.
Her attitude towards the kitchen is absolutely shocking! Not lady like at all.
Said she’s going to smash F*** out of everyone in the house if we don’t start appreciating her meals.... wouldn’t mind if her meals were edible and not like rubber.... was going to say lucky none of us are Gordon Ramsey but if we were we would have had a real hide in by now.
Send help.

26/08/2020

⭐️....

Today D’s hospitality could have been much better. Insists that we have an unhealthy dinner (McDonald’s) extremely lazy attitude. Could have had a better conversation with Dave (the cat)...

D’s dinner tonight was edible. Although... if I were to buy a dog 🐕 I would have rather eaten the dog food instead but a...
25/08/2020

D’s dinner tonight was edible. Although... if I were to buy a dog 🐕 I would have rather eaten the dog food instead but am still impressed D’s cooking has came this far. Can I hear a well done for D?
No.
I can’t.

25/08/2020

This is a page for reviews on big D’s hospitality and food anything else will be deleted and the author of the post will be prosecuted... severely....

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