Darren Newton - Painter&Decorator

26/03/2026

🎨 Walls looking a bit rough? Aye… we can sort that 😏 🎨

Alright troops, Darren Newton Painter & Decorator – Glasgow based 👋

Been at this game 24 years (and still no sick of it… yet 👨‍🦳 my back and knees might disagree 😏)

Me and Antoni Crangle are a solid team of two , no drama, no messing about, just graft 💪
If your place is needing a freshen up, we can sort ye oot:

🛠️ What we do:
• Internal decoration
• External decoration
• Wallpapering (even the cheap stuff from b&m , we wont talk about you.. well atleast we wont until we leave then your ears will be 🔥 😂)
• Ames taping
• Small plastering jobs
👉 No job too big
👉 No job too small
👉 And definitely no job we’ll turn our nose up at (unless ye leave yer dirty knickers lying around)
We’ve got loads of 5⭐ reviews and plenty of folk happy to vouch for us ,because we actually turn up on time (even on a Sunday yer doors getting rattled at 8am!.. and we get the job done right 👍
So if your walls are crying out for help… don’t ignore them 👀

📩 Fire us a message for a free quote — no pressure, just a chat
Let’s get your place lookin’ as Tracey Cahill would say BANGING 10/10👌

📱 07925438902
📧[email protected]

23/01/2026

✨ Exciting News! 🎉
I’m delighted to announce that I’m now a sponsor of the Mums on the Run podcast 🎙️💛

Really happy to be going into partnership with Sharon & Shell 👏

They release weekly episodes packed with real-life chat, mum chaos 🤯, and absolutely zero filter 😂

Relatable Glasgow mums’ chat that most parents can definitely relate to!! Honest, funny, and refreshingly real 🙌

👉 You can find them on:
📸 Instagram:
🎵 TikTok:
▶️ YouTube:
🎧 Spotify:

Give them a follow and a listen 🎧❤️ — you won’t be disappointed!

21/01/2026

Turns out me and antoni are joiners

Next you will see us out cutting yer grass 😂😂😂

Job turned out well 😎

31/10/2025

"Everyone else’s kid showed up as Elsa or Spider-Man… mine came as a painter/decorator. Guess who’s getting a new apprentice?" 🖌️👷‍♀️

09/10/2025

Sure, Farrow & Ball costs a small fortune, but smashing up the shop won’t get you a discount — just a new shade called “Prison Grey.” 🤣🤣🤣

08/10/2025

Monday 20th October has come available ✔️

Hit me up for a free quote 👌😎

06/08/2025

There's two ways in this world you can get your favourite Chinese food in the world for free 👀💁‍♂️😂.. 1 you buy the place, or 2 you paint it.. unfortunately I'm a skint painter so I had to settle for the latter 😂😂



Job done ✔️

02/04/2025

23/03/2025

It's getting to that time of the year when we open up the diary to get the external work started.

So get in touch if you require any external work needing freshened up for the summer ❤️🌞

07925438902

20/02/2025

It's the wains birthday today 👏💚

Happy Birthday Antoni 🎂