Marshalls Plumbing and Heating

23/02/2026

25/01/2026

🥶 Cold weather puts boilers under pressure

Another cold spell is coming make sure yours is ready.

A quick check now can prevent a breakdown later. 🔧 🧑‍🔧 🚨

24/12/2025

🎄 Christmas Eve: LAST DAY OF WORK 🎄

Boilers behaving?
Vans (mostly) clean?
Tools down by lunchtime? 👀

We’re squeezing in the final call-outs, tightening the last nut, and praying no one rings with..
👉 “It’s been broken since August but thought I’d mention it today…” 😅

Huge thanks to all our customers this year ❤️
If your boiler survives Christmas Day… we’ll call that a win 🥂🔥

Now… mince pies, family time, and pretending we won’t answer the phone 📞🙈

Merry Christmas from your local heating engineers 🎅🏽 🎄 🍻

14/12/2025

🔥 WINTER RECOVERY CHECK – Prevent Boiler Breakdowns 🔧❄️

Cold snap is on the way — make sure your heating system is ready.

I’m offering a Winter Recovery Check for local homes and landlords, including:

✅ Full boiler service
✅ Radiator bleed & balance rads
✅ System pressure check
✅ Inhibitor level check
✅ CO alarm and safety check
✅ Quick leak/fault inspection
✅ Advice on improving efficiency

Fast appointment times. No call-out surprises.

A 45-minute visit can prevent a costly breakdown later ££££££

📩 Comment BOOK or message me directly to save your slot.

Stay warm,
Paul 🔧🔥

08/12/2025

It’s Monday near Christmas and wouldn’t you know…
The boilers all choose to say “no.”
Pipes get cheeky with a festive little overflow…
But don’t panic we’ll tame the mischief and keep your home aglow! 🔧🎄✨

10%discount using code “Santa10”

For Boiler services and boiler installations.
Only in December

Call text or what’s app on 07972610222

05/12/2025

🔥 FUN FRIDAY: The Real-Time Customer Complaints Hotline 😂

A few favourites…

🗣️ “Ever since you changed my tap, the boiler’s broke.”
Of course it has. Everything’s connected… spiritually. 😆

🗣️ “Since you changed the tap, I’m not getting enough bubbles in my sink.”
Right… I’ll just turn the bubble dial up for you. 🫧😂

🗣️ “The boiler’s not worked since you serviced it.”
Me: “From last week?”
Them: “Yeah… but we thought we’d wait a week to tell you.”
Perfect. Wouldn’t want to miss the weekend rush. 😅

🗣️ “Since you switched the electric off and back on, the light’s stopped working.”
Me: “The light… you mean the one without the bulb in?”
Them: “Oh yeah… I remember taking it out.”
Case closed. 💡😂

Phone call of the week: 🐱
“Excuse me… I think you’ve got my cat.”
We open the van — sure enough, the furry little stowaway is sat there like it owns the tools.
“Oh yeah… that’ll be him. Could you just drive back to Kedington with it?” 😝

We’re mad busy and helping where we can — but you’ve got to laugh at some of the things we hear every day.

Happy Friday! 🔧😄

04/12/2025

🎶 “It’s beginning to look a lot like breakdowns…” 🎶

Every year… as soon as the Christmas lights go up, the boilers decide it’s their time to shine — by switching off.
Cold showers, freezing living rooms, and suddenly the dog’s wearing a jumper bigger than yours.

But don’t panic — while boilers might be breaking down, your Christmas spirit doesn’t have to.

🎄 Stay warm this winter:
✔️ Pre-Christmas boiler checks
✔️ Emergency breakdown callouts
✔️ Fast, reliable fixes so you don’t end up singing “Baby It’s Cold Inside”

We are extremely busy this time of year, but we’ll always try our best to help wherever we can. Your comfort matters — especially at Christmas.

So if your heating starts humming a tune you didn’t ask for… just remember:

“All I want for Christmas… is HEAT!” 🔥

Drop me a text or message — let’s keep your home cosy, happy, and running smoother than Santa’s sleigh. 🎅🏼✨

19/04/2024

26/02/2023

Any boiler needs feel free to give us a call here at Marshalls plumbing and heating.

New boiler
Breakdowns and repairs
Maintenance

📞or text 07972610222

24/12/2022

Merry Christmas everyone 🎄🎅🏽
🥃 🍻 🍷 🥂