Argyll poo patrol

28/07/2026

☀️ Good morning, everybody! 🐶💩

The weather might not have got the memo, but Argyll Poo Patrol is out and about! 🌦️😄

I’m all geared up and ready for today’s garden cleans, so if your four-legged friend has been leaving you a few “little surprises,” don’t worry… I’ve got you covered! 🐾💩

If you know anyone who could do with this service, please tag them or pass my details on. Whether you’re busy with work, getting on in years, have mobility issues, or simply don’t fancy the job, I’m here to help.

✅ One-off garden cleans
✅ Regular weekly or fortnightly visits
✅ Friendly, reliable local service
✅ Clean gardens, happy pets and happy owners!

You enjoy your pets… I’ll take care of the mess they leave behind! 😄🐶

📍 Based in Lochgilphead – covering the surrounding area.

📩 Drop me a message today for a free quote!

🙏 Please LIKE • SHARE • COMMENT • TAG someone who could use this service. Every share helps support a local business.

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26/07/2026

🌿 New Week. New Beginnings. 🐾

A new week is the perfect time to tick those jobs off your list—and if cleaning up after your dogs is one of them, Argyll Poo Patrol is here to help.

We’re a local business that’s just getting started, and we’d really appreciate your support as we grow.

Whether you need:

🐶 Weekly visits
🐶 Fortnightly visits
🌿 A one-off garden clean-up
🏡 Holiday let & Airbnb garden checks

✔ Friendly, reliable local service
✔ Affordable prices
✔ Free, no-obligation quotes

📍 Covering Lochgilphead, Ardrishaig and surrounding Argyll

📞 07702 556205

💬 Please help us grow by liking this post, sharing it with your friends and family, and recommending Argyll Poo Patrol to anyone who owns a dog. Every share helps a small local business and means a great deal to us.

🔥 THIS WEEK ONLY! 🔥
🎉 Book any service before Sunday and receive 10% OFF your first visit! 🎉

Don’t miss out—get your garden clean and fresh while saving money.

Message us today to book your slot!

💚 Argyll Poo Patrol
We’ll do the dirty work, so you can enjoy your garden.

25/07/2026

🐾 Know Someone Who Could Use a Helping Hand?

Do you have a friend, neighbour or family member who owns a dog but struggles to keep on top of clearing the garden?

Whether they’re busy with work, have young children, are getting older, or simply don’t enjoy the job, Argyll Poo Patrol is here to help.

We offer:

🐶 Weekly visits
🐶 Fortnightly visits
🌿 One-off garden clean-ups
🏡 Holiday lets & Airbnb properties

✔ Friendly, reliable local service
✔ Affordable prices
✔ Free, no-obligation quotes

📍 Covering Lochgilphead, Ardrishaig and surrounding Argyll.

📞 07702 556205

💬 If you know someone who could benefit from our service, tag them below or share this post. Your recommendation could make someone’s life a little easier.

Thank you for supporting a local business! 💚

Argyll Poo Patrol
We’ll do the dirty work, so you can enjoy your garden.



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24/07/2026

🐾 How Does Argyll Poo Patrol Work? 🐾

It’s simple!

1️⃣ Get in touch by phone or Facebook Messenger.

2️⃣ We’ll arrange a day and time that suits you.

3️⃣ We visit your garden, remove the dog waste, and leave it clean and tidy.

4️⃣ You enjoy a cleaner garden without the hassle!

Whether you need:
🐶 A weekly visit
🐶 A fortnightly visit
🌿 A one-off garden clean-up
🏡 Holiday let or Airbnb garden checks

…we’re here to help.

💷 Prices from just £12 per visit
🎉 First clean from £10 (up to 2 dogs)

📍 Covering Lochgilphead, Ardrishaig and surrounding Argyll.

📞 07702 556205

💬 Message us today for a FREE, no-obligation quote.

A clean garden means more time to relax, play with the kids, or enjoy time with your dogs.

Argyll Poo Patrol 💚
We’ll do the dirty work, so you can enjoy your garden.

23/07/2026

💚 Simple, affordable prices. No contracts.

We believe in keeping things straightforward.

🐶 1 Dog
✔ Weekly – £12
✔ Fortnightly – £15

🐶🐶 2 Dogs
✔ Weekly – £15
✔ Fortnightly – £18

🐶🐶🐶 3+ Dogs
✔ From £20

🌿 One-off garden clean-ups from £25

📞 Call or message 07702 556205 for your FREE quote.

We’ll do the dirty work, so you can enjoy your garden.

23/07/2026

🐾 Why choose Argyll Poo Patrol?

✔ Local business
✔ Reliable & friendly
✔ Fully pet friendly
✔ Flexible visits
✔ No contracts
✔ Affordable prices

Your garden should be somewhere you can enjoy—not somewhere you have to avoid.

📞 07702 556205

Message us today for a FREE quote.

22/07/2026

🐶💩 Did you know?

Dog waste is more than just unpleasant—it can make your garden less enjoyable and can carry bacteria and parasites if it’s left for long periods.

That’s where Argyll Poo Patrol comes in.

We’ll keep your garden clean, so you have more time to enjoy it.

✔ Weekly & fortnightly visits
✔ One-off garden clean-ups
✔ Holiday lets & Airbnb properties
✔ Friendly, reliable local service

🎉 Opening Offer
First clean from just £10 (up to 2 dogs).

📞 Call or message 07702 556205 for a FREE, no-obligation quote.

Please like, share and tag a dog owner who might appreciate a helping hand.

Argyll Poo Patrol
Keeping Argyll’s gardens clean, one scoop at a time. 🐾

20/07/2026

20/07/2026

🎉 Welcome to Argyll Poo Patrol! 🐾

We’re delighted to launch a local dog waste removal service for Lochgilphead and the surrounding Argyll area.

Let’s face it—nobody enjoys picking up dog poo. That’s where we come in! Whether you need a weekly visit, a one-off garden clean-up, or regular maintenance for a holiday let or rental property, we’re here to help.

✅ Weekly & fortnightly visits
✅ One-off garden clearances
✅ Holiday lets & Airbnb checks
✅ Landlord & rental properties
✅ Friendly, reliable local service

We’ll do the dirty work, so you can enjoy your garden. 🌿

📩 Send us a message today

Please help support a new local business by liking our page, sharing this post, and recommending us to friends and family. Every share makes a huge difference.

Thank you for your support!

Argyll Poo Patrol 🐶💚
Keeping Argyll’s gardens clean, one scoop at a time.