DCP Maintenance

30/08/2026

🚨 YOUR WEEDS HAVE STARTED CHARGING RENT. 🌱😂
One minute, the garden looks fine…

The next, the lawn has vanished, the hedges are doing their own thing and the w**ds have officially taken ownership.

Sound familiar? 👀
DCP Maintenance can help with:
🌿 Specialist lawn care
🛠️ Fencing
🪴 Planting
🌱 W**d removal
✂️ Hedge trimming
🚜 Lawn mowing

No judgement. We know how quickly “I’ll do it this weekend” turns into six weekends later. 😅

So, what’s currently winning the battle in your garden?
A) The lawn
B) The w**ds
C) The hedges
D) The whole bloody lot

Drop your answer below—or DM “GARDEN” for a friendly chat and a free assessment. 👇

📞 07359 339 244
**dControl

28/08/2026

🚨 I spend all day fixing gardens… then come home to THIS. 🙄

Apparently, being a landscaper means you’re permanently on call—even at home.

One “tiny five-minute job” quickly became the hedge, lawn, borders, patio, fence… and probably the shed while I’m there. 😂

In my defence, I’d already worked a full day.
In her defence, I do own all the tools.

Settle this for us: should tradespeople get a pass from doing their own trade at home?

👇 Comment TEAM DAMIEN or TEAM WIFE.

27/08/2026

🚨 YOUR WEEDS HAVE STARTED COLLECTING RENT. 😂🌱

That garden job you were “definitely doing this weekend” has now survived six weekends, three weather forecasts and several guilt-filled stares through the window. 👀

Time to serve an eviction notice.

DCP Maintenance can help with:
🌿 Lawn care and seasonal treatments
🌱 Targeted w**d removal
✂️ Hedge and shrub maintenance
🌸 Seasonal planting

Quick question: if we could remove one garden headache today, which would you choose?

LAWN, WEEDS, HEDGES or PLANTING?

Drop your answer below—we want to know what’s causing everyone the most grief. 👇
Prefer to discuss your garden privately?

Send us a DM with “EVICT” for a free assessment and quote.

📞 07359 339 244
**dControl

26/08/2026

YOUR GARDEN’S NOT “WILD”—IT’S TAKING THE MICK. 😂🌿

If the lawn has lost its stripes, the w**ds have claimed the paving and the hedges are doing whatever they fancy, it might be time to call in reinforcements.

From perfect lawns and tidy borders to w**d-free paving and seasonal planting, DCP Maintenance can get the whole space looking sharp again. 💪

No judgement, either. We’ve seen worse… probably. 😅

What’s the one garden job you keep looking at and saying, “I’ll do that next weekend”?

Tell us below—or DM “GARDEN” for a free quote. 👇
📞 07359 339 244
📧 [email protected]

05/08/2026

Apologies on the lack of posts here's a few snapshots of the work the team has completed recently from building the brickwork for a garden gate to painting a porch and rebuilding a roseary walkway all the way to general garden maintenance.

23/06/2026

Amazing club with amazing people if your interested in any aspects of rugby get in touch and get involved. Rugby Club

Feeling sad?
Looking to make some life changes?

Put a smile back on your face by joining Kingsclere RFC for touch, walking rugby or the real thing.

Don't just 'grin and Burnham it', come and join Kingsclere Rugby Club

19/06/2026

Any photographers willing to donate their time would be great let me know or message the club direct

📸 Photographer Wanted 📸

We are looking for a student photographer or a photographer who is just starting out and looking to build their portfolio for our upcoming season.

We play matches on Saturdays and hold training every Wednesday, giving you plenty of opportunities to capture action shots and gain valuable experience.

In return, we will promote your name/business and social media pages across all of our social media platforms.

If this sounds like something you’d be interested in, we’d love to hear from you. Send us a message for more details!

04/06/2026

Despite the rain we are still out maintaining our loyal clients isnt it lovely to see your hard work pay off.

02/06/2026

Here we go again 120kg of feed applied on the pitch for the legends Kingsclere Rugby Club.

16/04/2026

Not just your everyday job Tuesday afternoon saw us apply 120kg of grass fertiliser to the feild for the legends at Kingsclere Rugby Club