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☎️ CONTACT INFORMATION ☎️

🕸️Website: www.damageassist.co.uk

☎️ Old School: 01795 608448

📞Phone: 07597028000

📱WhatsApp/text/photos: 07538849162

💌 Email: [email protected]

✨We’re also on TikTok & Instagram✨

14/08/2026

did Harley end up on the wrong side of the Manchester, he was getting ready to meet

POV: The plumber says, “I’ll just pop this bath panel on…” 😌The bath: “The fk you will.That bath folded faster than a ca...
02/08/2026

POV: The plumber says, “I’ll just pop this bath panel on…” 😌

The bath: “The fk you will.

That bath folded faster than a camping chair at a family BBQ. 😂

Luckily, this is where we come in. We repaired it, colour matched it, and sent it back into the world pretending none of this ever happened.

🚨 WE’RE HERE WHEN YOU NEED US MOST 🚨Sometimes, damage happens. Sometimes, it happens at the worst possible time. And som...
29/07/2026

🚨 WE’RE HERE WHEN YOU NEED US MOST 🚨

Sometimes, damage happens. Sometimes, it happens at the worst possible time. And sometimes, you just need someone who can move quickly and get the job sorted.

⏰ 11:18 - We received the call. A shower screen chose violence and attacked a bath in Sussex.

🚐 13:07 - We arrived on site, fully equipped and ready to carry out the repair.

🛠️ 14:46 - The repair was cured, completed and the bath was ready to use again.

From taking the call to having the repair completed in just 3 hours and 28 minutes.

Now, we can’t promise we’ll be able to provide this level of speed every single time but when we can, we absolutely will.

When you need us most, we’ll always do our best to be there.

🚨I’ve been ghosted… by Facebook. 🚨Apparently, my posts are now part of an exclusive Witness Protection Program, only 600...
12/07/2026

🚨I’ve been ghosted… by Facebook. 🚨

Apparently, my posts are now part of an exclusive Witness Protection Program, only 600 brave souls are allowed to see them. 🙃

If this shows up on your feed, congrats! you’ve been handpicked by Mark Zuckerberg’s pet hamster. 🎯🐹

Now please do me a solid: like, comment, share, yell it out the window, whatever it takes to confuse the algorithm into thinking I’m popular again.
Pretend this post is a houseplant: it needs light, attention, and constant validation to survive. 💕

Tag your cat. Poke someone like it’s 2009. I DON’T KNOW, JUST PRESS THINGS.

I’m not begging… I’m just aggressively requesting with a hint of desperation.😅

Your garage door deserves a glow-up too!
11/07/2026

Your garage door deserves a glow-up too!

You know that voice in the back of your head that tells you NOT to do something… Mine bets me a fluffing tenner that I c...
03/07/2026

You know that voice in the back of your head that tells you NOT to do something…

Mine bets me a fluffing tenner that I can’t. 😂

Is it just me, or was this windowsill giving Cheryl Cole -Fight for This Love vibes? 😂
30/06/2026

Is it just me, or was this windowsill giving Cheryl Cole -Fight for This Love vibes? 😂

🔥 Hotter than a heatwave 🔥We make chips disappear quicker than a Margate seagull
25/06/2026

🔥 Hotter than a heatwave 🔥

We make chips disappear quicker than a Margate seagull

🔥 mirrors are is meant to help you look hot 🔥With the extreme hot weather arriving, now is the time to move mirrors away...
22/06/2026

🔥 mirrors are is meant to help you look hot 🔥

With the extreme hot weather arriving, now is the time to move mirrors away from direct sunlight.

A mirror left on a windowsill can focus the sun just like a magnifying glass, causing burn marks, melted UPVC, damaged carpets and, in some cases, start a house fires.

Don’t let a £10 mirror cause expensive damage.

Share this and help someone avoid learning the hard way.

Keir Starmer’s Achievements✅ Found a black hole✅ Told everyone about it✅ Raised taxes to fill it✅ Called taxpayer-funded...
22/06/2026

Keir Starmer’s Achievements

✅ Found a black hole
✅ Told everyone about it
✅ Raised taxes to fill it
✅ Called taxpayer-funded breakfast clubs “free”
✅ Still has a hole

Meanwhile Damage Assist

✅ Found it
✅ Filled it
✅ Left
✅ Customer happy 😎
✅ Got Paid 💎

Different approaches, I suppose. 🇬🇧

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