D & G Security Systems Ltd

29/08/2026

🚨 ATTENTION PARENTS… YOUR SENTENCE IS ALMOST OVER. 🚨

The first week of September is coming… and frankly, it’s about blooming time. 😂

After 6 weeks of:

“MUUUUM!”
“DAAAAD!”
“I’M BORED!”
“I’M HUNGRY!”
“WHAT ARE WE DOING TODAY?”
“CAN I HAVE SOME MONEY?”
“WHY CAN’T I HAVE IT?”
“HE’S LOOKING AT ME!” 😩

…it’s nearly time to hand them back to the professionals. 🎒🤣

School is basically free childcare with homework. And we, as parents, are not ashamed to say…

☕ The coffee will be HOT.
🚽 The toilet will be QUIET.
📺 The TV remote will be OURS.
🍫 The snacks will actually survive longer than 4 minutes.
😴 And there may even be a suspicious amount of peace and quiet.

So, parents…

DO NOT FEEL GUILTY.

When that school gate closes behind them, you are allowed to walk away smiling. 😈😂

Six weeks of “Mum, I’m bored” deserves at least six hours of uninterrupted silence.

🎒 BACK TO SCHOOL = BACK TO SANITY. 🎒

Good luck to the teachers though… they're the ones who deserve a medal. 🫡😂

27/08/2026

🌧️ Weather Update – Phone Line Issues 🌧️
The wild weather is causing a few hiccups with our phone line today, so if you’re struggling to get through, please keep trying we are here!

You can also drop us an email at [email protected] and we’ll get back to you ASAP.

Stay safe, Stourport 💙
D & G Security Systems

26/08/2026

Looking for something to keep the kids busy 👇👇👇👇

🏉 STOURPORT RFC U11s — NEW TEAM STARTING THIS SEPTEMBER! 💙💛

We’re excited to announce the start of a brand-new Under-11s rugby team at Stourport Rugby Club!

📅 Starting September
🏉 Saturdays
⏰ 11:00am – 12:00pm

Whether your child is completely new to rugby or already loves the game, we’d love to welcome them along.

💙 Learn new skills
💛 Make new friends
💙 Build confidence
💛 Have fun
💙 Be part of a great team

Come along, give rugby a go and become part of the Stourport RFC family!

📣 Please LIKE & SHARE this post and help us spread the word.

Come on Stourport! 🏉💙💛

25/08/2026

🌟 Stourport supporting Stourport! 🌟
We love seeing local businesses backing each other and this 5‑star review from Dunley Car Sales has us grinning from ear to ear! 😄

“1st class from start to finish… no drama’s!” that’s exactly how we like it.

Big thanks to Julian and the team for trusting D&G Security Systems to keep things safe and sound. 💪

Here’s to more local legends working together to make Stourport shine one alarm, one cuppa, and one friendly handshake at a time. ☕🔒

21/08/2026

🕵️‍♀️ SPOT THE DIFFERENCE - D&G EDITION! 🕵️‍♂️
We’ve hidden 7 sneaky changes in this photo can you find them before Llewella does (she’s already halfway through her wine 🍷)?

Winner gets bragging rights and eternal glory in Stourport’s most secure households.
Loser… gets a free alarm demo and a gentle reminder to lock your doors, babes.

👇 Drop your answers in the comments - no cheating, we’ve got CCTV 😉

20/08/2026

GCSE Results Day ❤️

To everyone receiving their GCSE results today we’re wishing you all the luck in the world! 🍀❤️

Whether you’ve opened that envelope with a huge smile, a few tears, or a mixture of both… remember this:

These results do NOT define you.

They don’t measure your kindness, your courage, your creativity, your determination, your sense of humour, or the person you are becoming.

For some, today will be the start of an exciting next chapter. For others, the road might look a little different than expected and that’s absolutely okay. There is more than one route to success, and sometimes the unexpected path turns out to be the best one. ❤️

Be proud of yourself for getting here. You’ve worked hard, faced pressure and made it through.

Your results are a moment. They are not your future. 🌟

So whatever those results say today, hold your head high, believe in yourself and keep going.

The world is waiting for you go and make your mark! 🌎✨

Good luck to every single one of you! ❤️🍀

19/08/2026

🎉🍻 OKTOBERFEST AT THE BLACK STAR! 🍻🎉

It’s nearly time to dust off the lederhosen, dig out the dirndls and get ready to raise a stein! 🇩🇪🍺

Join us on Sunday 18th October as we celebrate the Black Star Birthday Party in true Oktoberfest style! 🎂🥳

Expect plenty of beer, good food, dressing up, great company and, as always, a proper Black Star party! 🍻💃

📍 The Black Star, 1 Mitton Street
⏰ 12pm – Late

So get yourselves booked off work, get dressed up and come and celebrate with us! ❤️

Oktoberfest + Black Star birthday = one BIG party! 🎉🍺

Who’s joining us?! 🇩🇪🍻

17/08/2026

🚨 RIGHT… LET’S SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL! 😂

Imagine you’re a burglar. You’ve spotted a business that looks like an easy target…

You sneak up to the door… 👀

Then suddenly…

📹 CCTV: “Smile mate, you’re on camera!”
🚨 ALARM: “WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!”
📱 MONITORING CENTRE: “We know where you are…”
🏃‍♂️ BURGLAR: “Actually… I’ve just remembered I left the oven on.” 😂

So, if you could choose ONE security feature to scare off a burglar, what would you pick?

👇 A — CCTV 📹
👇 B — Intruder Alarm 🚨
👇 C — Both, because I’m not an idiot 😂
👇 D — A very angry Rottweiler called Dave 🐶

Be honest… what’s protecting your place? 👀

And if your answer is “nothing”…

Well… maybe don’t advertise that in the comments. 🤣

D & G Security Systems - keeping the bad guys busy looking for easier targets since 2011. 🔐

12/08/2026

🦉🍻 KIDS SUMMER HOLIDAYS… BUT LET’S BE HONEST, THIS ONE’S FOR THE ADULTS TOO! 🍻🦉

Running out of ideas to keep the kids entertained this summer? 😩

Forget the “Muuuuum, I’m bored!” for five minutes and head to Little Owl Park Farm - a proper little local gem tucked away in 18 acres of beautiful farmland near Ombersley. 🌳🐑

Yes, the kids can run around, explore and burn off some of that never-ending energy…

BUT LET’S TALK ABOUT THE IMPORTANT STUFF… 👀😂

☕ Coffee in the fresh air
🌳 Peace and countryside
🐑 Cute animals to distract you from the chaos
🍦 Something nice to eat
😎 And the possibility of actually enjoying a day out while the kids entertain themselves!

Because sometimes “a day out with the kids” needs to be a day out for the grown-ups that happens to have children tagging along. 😂🙌

So, if you're looking for something local to do this summer, give Little Owl Park Farm a go. 🦉🌾

And let's face it… after surviving the summer holidays, we all deserve a medal… or at the very least a coffee. ☕😂

👉 Go check them out on Facebook and see what they’ve got going on!



Little Owl Park Farm
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100067102185911

Set in 18 acres of farmland near Ombersley in Worcestershire

11/08/2026

🔧 Behind the Scenes in St Austell! 🚐📍

While most people are still on their morning coffee, Vlad is already hard at work down in St Austell, making sure another system is installed and running exactly as it should. 💪

From fire safety systems to specialist installations, no two days are the same and no job is ever too far away! Whether it's Cornwall, Cumbria, Kent or anywhere in between, our engineers are on the road keeping businesses covered across the UK.🇬🇧

Today's mission? Getting everything wired, tested and ready to go... and trying not to become part of the cable management. 😅 (We're still not convinced cables don't multiply when nobody's looking!)

A big shout-out to Vlad for representing the team and delivering the high standards we're proud of every single day.

📍 Behind the scenes in St Austell.
🚐 Working nationwide.
👷 One job at a time, one mile at a time.