05/06/2026
Only me… 🤦♂️
Turn up to clean some windows, lay out my bright yellow hi-vis hose that’s designed so people can actually SEE it, and a DPD driver decides the perfect parking spot is right on top of it.
Me: “Mate, you’ve parked on my hose.”
DPD driver: “One minute, I can’t find the address.”
Fair enough… but there were other places he could have parked that didn’t involve turning my water supply off. 💦