24/12/2025
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‘‘Twas the night before Christmas, the building was dark,
Not a switch left on, not even a spark.
The breakers were labeled (well… mostly okay),
Except “stuff in kitchen” written six different ways.
The electrician was tired, boots kicked off with a thud,
Hands blackened with copper, drywall dust, and some mud.
He’d finished one outlet, then somehow did ten,
Because “just one more thing” got him every time again.
When suddenly—POP!—from the panel nearby,
He groaned, “I just fixed you. Do NOT make me cry.”
He grabbed his old tester, his flashlight, his pliers,
Muttering things unfit for kids about wires.
He checked every neutral, each ground and each leg,
Found a DIY splice held together with—tape.
“Who wired this place?” he loudly proclaimed,
“Ah. Previous owner. Okay. That explains.”
He tightened, adjusted, replaced what was wrong,
Lectured the air for a good minute long.
“No extension cords through walls!” he declared,
As if the drywall itself actually cared.
At last all was quiet, the lights glowing bright,
No buzzing, no flicker, no smoke in sight.
He packed up his tools with a victorious grin,
Sat down… then remembered the ladder was still in.
He finally left, stretching muscles quite sore,
Tripped once on a wire he just fixed before.
And he called down the hall, exhausted but proud:
“Merry Christmas to all—
AND STOP OVERLOADING THE CROWD!”
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Merry Christmas to all our customers, old and new. From call outs to rewires, we appreciate you all supporting us for another year!
Have a wonderful time, stay safe and we’ll see you in 2026!
From all at Revamp
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