Mastic Man

Mastic Man DRAFT PROOFING WINDOWS/ DOORS. MASTIC POINTING FOR BATHROOMS, KITCHENS, WINDOWS ETC. LOFT INSULATION To help save energy and reduce household bills.

I can draft proof doors and windows to reduce unwanted drafts and noise on most types of windows, old or new and can fill most sized gaps. I can apply mastic pointing to bathrooms, kitchens, windows, doors and all external frames and joins. This can help to stop drafts, leaks and can help to give neat, finishing touches to kitchens and bathrooms! I can install loft insulation and fit loft boarding

for storage use! I have 30 years of experience and will happily provide free, no obligation quotes.. NO JOB TOO BIG OR SMALL! Please contact me for any further information!

10/02/2025
04/05/2024

A beer company was hiring a taster, Someone to taste the beers before they are taken for selling. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, my friend walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.

The manager tried to figure out how he could drive him away but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give him a trial. He ordered his secretary to give him a glass of wine 🍷

He took a sip and said, "It's Red wine, Varietal, three years old, grown on rift valley, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct!" The manager exclaimed, "Well give him another one let's see." So he was given.

He took a sip again and said, "It's Guinness, a combination of barley, roast malt extract, and brewers yeast brewed around Thika road in Nairobi, Kenya 2 years ago"

"Incredible!" said the manager.

Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if he will get that."

So my friend was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said, "Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not given this job, Sir I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy"

both the manager and the secretary fainted.

My friend got the job.🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️

04/11/2023

Don’t forget to change your clocks!

04/11/2023

When you realized Ed Sheeran went to Hogwarts 😂

Via Siriusly ?

03/11/2023
21/09/2023

Saw this on Pinterest LOL!!!

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