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27/11/2016

In a small southern town, Billy Joe
shows up at the doctor's office at
2:00 p.m. one Sunday afternoon
with several bruises on his face.
The doctor says, "Another
barroom brawl, eh Billy Joe?" "No!" answers Billy Joe. "This
happened in church!" "In church? What happened?" asks
the doctor. Billy Joe says, "Well, I went to
church and sat in the pew. Then a
real big fat woman sits in the pew
in front of me. We get up to sing,
and I see that her dress is stuck up
the crack of her butt, so I pulled it out for her. Then she whopped me
with her purse." The doctor treats his wounds and
warns him not to do that again. A week later, on Sunday afternoon,
Billy Joe is back at the doctor's
office, bruised worse than before.
The doctor said, "Now this must
have come from your friends at the
bar, right Billy Joe?" Billy Joe looks sadly into the
doctor's eyes and cries, "No! No!
This happened in church again!"
Extremely puzzled, the doctor asks
for the explanation. Billy Joe says, "I went to church
and sat in the pew. My friend John
Boy comes in and sits down next
to me. Then comes this same big fat
woman again, and she sits in the
pew in front of us. We get up to sing, and her dress is stuck up the
back of her butt again." The doctor says, "Oh no, Billy. You
didn't pull it out again! Didn't you
learn your lesson last week?" "No, no, Doc, I didn't pull it out,"
replies Billy Joe. "John Bob did.
And knowing how much she
doesn't like that, I tried to push it
back in for her!" Happy Sunday to you all.

11/07/2016

It was anniversary and Rita (Wife) was waiting for her husband to show up. After some years of marriage things changed between them. Once cute couple who couldn’t live without each other now had turned bit bitter.
They were now fighting over every little things, both didn’t like changes came ito their marriage. Wife was waiting to see if Mark (Husband) remembered that it was their wedding anniversary.
As the door bell rang she ran toward door and open it with a smile and bunch of flowers to greet her husband. Both started to celebrate. They wanted to make up for fights. They planned to for champagne, light music.
Suddenly the phone in the bedroom rang.
Rita went to pick it up. On call there was a man who said, “Hello mam i am calling from the police station. Is this Mr.Mark Kumar number?”
She replied, “Yes it is!”
“I am sorry mam but there has been an accident and man died. We got this number from his wallet. Can you please come and identify body?” man replied.
Rita was shocked!! “But my husband is with me here.!!”, she replied.
“Sorry mam but the incident took place in afternoon while he was getting off bus.” Man replied.
Ria was about to lose her conscience. “How to could this happen?”, She thought to herself.
She had read stories about souls returning to meet their loved ones after their death before it leaves.!! Her heart sank. In fear she ran towards other room to look for her husband But he was not there.
She said to herself “It’s true!! He left me forever. Oh God I can die to have another chance to mend for every fight they had. I lost my chance forever.” She fell on floor in pain.
Suddenly there was noise from bathroom, door opened and Mark came out and said, “Darling, i forgot to tell you today my wallet was stolen.”

Moral:
Life Might not Give you Second chance. Never waste any Moment while you Still have Chance. Value People and Relations in life. Have a Wonderful Life with No Regrets Because we know No one have Promised Tomorrow. Live today and Enjoy every Moment of Life.

11/07/2016

A newly wed girl name jessica came to her new home with her husband and mother-in-law. After few days jessica felt that she can’t manage to live with her mother-in-law under same roof as Her mother-in-law was old fashioned and she had different opinion about things because of this they both used to fight a lot.
Months passed and her life with her mother-in-law didn’t changed. Her mother-in-law used to interrupt her or suggest her about how to do things. Things were starting to get worse. Now she just couldn’t bear to live with her anymore. One day she told her husband about things going on and her husband supported his mother. Jessica got angry with him and left for her father’s house.
She went to her father and told everything to her father who was a renowned ayurvedic doctor. She was crying and said, “Papa, please give me some poison to give to my mother-in-law because i will no go there till she is there.”
Her father tried to console her and said, “Dear, If you give her poison and she die then police will arrest you and then me. I think it will not be safe to do so.”
Jessica replied, “I don’t know anything. You have to give me poison to kill her. I don’t want to see her or have her in my life anymore.”
After thinking for while her father said, “Ok, I will do as you wish but i can’t see you going to jail you have to do as i say. Do you agree?”
Jessica replied, “Ok, but what do i have to do?”
Now her father brought to her a small pack and said, “You have to add just a pinch of poison in your mother-in-law food everyday. Due to less quantity of poison she will not die immediately but she will get weak and after 5-6 months she will die and people will think that she died a because of weakness.”
Father continued, “But you have to be very cautious that your husband doesn’t get even a hint about it because if he get any idea or doubt about you then you will have to go to jail. To make sure that he doesn’t doubt you, you have to stop fighting with your mother-in-law from now on and you will treat her with respect and care and listen to her silently even if she treat you bad or taunt you. So tell me will you be able to do all this?”
Jessica thought that it’s just for 5-6 months and after that her mother-in-law will die so she agreed. She took that small pack of poison from her father and left for her husband’s house.
After Jessica returned to her husband house from next day she started to mix a pinch of poison daily in her mother-in-law food. Also she changed her behavior towards her mother-in-law. Now she used to listen silently to all things her mother-in-law said to her. She started to care for her mother-in-law and used to do everything for her.
After some weeks even Jessica’s mother-in-law behavior also started to change toward her. Now Jessica’s mother-in-law started to like to spend time with her and give her blessings. Jessica used to add pinch of poison daily in her mother-in-law food and Months passed.
But now environment of house was changed. Jessica and her mother-in-law fights were now things of old days. Now they both started to care for each other. Now, mother-in-law used to sit with Jessica have food with her, talk to her, and she now wouldn’t go to sleep until she have spend some time with Jessica.
Five months passed away. Now Jessica’s mother-in-law treated Jessica like her own daughter and Jessica started to feel that her mother-in-law was like her own mother. Jessica thought of poison she gave to her mother-in-law. She couldn’t accept thought of letting her mother-in-law die. She now started to worry about her mother-in-law health. Thinking of same she went to her father’s house and asked him to give some medicine to cure her mother-in-law from the poison she had given her.
She said to her father, “My mother-in-law is very sweet and now i don’t want her to die. Please give me medicine to reverse the effect of poison you gave.”
He father laughed and said, “Poison? what poison? i had given you some digestion medicine for you mother-in-law!!! ”

Moral:
Parents should not let their child ruin their life or let them do wrong things because of anger. Parents should direct them in right direction and help them to change situation into positive one. If we want to see change in people first we have to Bring that change in ourselves.

11/07/2016

Once lived a very poor family. In these family there was mother father and only a daughter. Father was the only person earning and it was just enough to fulfill basic need for them. Even when they didn’t hav enough money, he always used to dream about making his daughter best doctor in the world. He loved his daughter very much.
His daughter was a good child. It was the day of her high school result. As father wished his daughter stood first in state.
Father got very happy and said to her, “Today am proud of you and happy. Ask me anything you want me to buy for you.”
Daughter replied, “Papa, I want the dress which i showed you that day.. but it costs 1500rs. I didn’t ask you to buy that day but please will you buy that for me!!”
the father was happy for his daughter and even when he knew he didn’t hav enough money to buy that dress he agreed to buy her the dress because he didn’t want to see her sad.
Next day father bought the same dress for his daughter and gifted her.
Mother saw that and knew that there wasn’t enough money to buy the dress so she asked him, “From where did you got money to buy dress.”
Father replied, “I had some savings and i sold my blood for some extra money because i didn’t want to disappoint my daughter..”
Time passed and his daughter got into medical college and her father worked very hard to provide for her tuition fees for college. It was her final year and she needed 80000rs as last installment for fees. Father didn’t hav enough but still somehow he paid that fees.
Mother knew there was no money so she asked him, “Where did you get that money?
Father replied, “There was a kidney failure patient and i sold my kidney to him but please don’t tell this to our daughter, she will feel guilty if she knows.”
It was the day of daughter’s graduation, mother and father were waiting for their daughter to come home as Doctor for first time.
But
She came as dead body.. She killed herself because she was cheated by a guy she loves.
Moral:
We should value our Life for those who Love us, not just give up for those who don’t.

05/05/2016

When You Ask A
Nigerian Politician
'What's Your Take On
The Heat?
Journalist: What are
your thoughts on this
heat Nigerians are
complaining about and
what is government
doing about it?
Lai Mohammed: This is
the result of PDP's
misrule, they stole the
ozone layer.
FEMI ADESINA: Mr.
President promised us
change and that
includes change in
temperature. Change is
here, embrace change.
Akinwunmi Abode: We
have signed a $10
million deal with LG to
install air condition
across the Lagos
skyline.
Ibe Kachikwu: I assure
you all that this heat
will disappear by 2pm
on 29th May.
Bukola Saraki: Tinubu
wanted the heat to be
more than this, but I
opposed him out of my
love for Nigeria and
that's why they're
witch hunting me.
Goodluck Jonathan: The
heat was not this bad
when I left power, but
Nigerians did not
appreciate me.
Adams Oshiomole:
Diezani Alison-Madueke
stole the N100 billion
meant for temperature
control research.
Nasir El Rufai: We are in
talks with General
Electric to see how they
can generate power for
Kaduna from this heat
Rauf Aregbesola: I have
just approved payment
of January salary so
that Osun workers can
buy hand fan
Aliko Dangote: Next
week, we are
commissioning the
Dangote Fan Factory. By
2030, Australia will be
buying fans from us.
Ben Murray-Bruce:
*tweets* when Naira is
weak and inflation is
high automatically there
will be heat. This is
common sense!
Ngozi Okonjo Iweala:
Under the last
administration, there
was no political will to
address climate change.

27/03/2016

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26/03/2016

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27/02/2016

BREAKING NEWS!!!
Easter May Be Postponed!!!
Judas is refusing to betray Jesus this year. He claims that 30 pieces of silver is too small due to the current economy situation and high rate of US dollar.
He is demanding 100% increment on the amount.
Negotiations are still ongoing.
You are hereby advised to free your cows, goats, turkeys and chickens awaiting Crucifixion during the Easter season, pending when he will receive alert from his bank.
Judas and his entire family duly apologize for the inconveniences caused...

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