05/07/2026
🚨 WANTED: A Craftsman Joiner Who Knows Their Timber From Their Elbow 🚨
​Let’s be honest for a second. The world is currently full of flat-packs, cheap laminate, and "she’ll be right" DIY jobs. ​We don't do that here.
​We are on the hunt for a proper Craftsman Joiner to join the team. Someone who looks at a beautiful piece of timber and sees a masterpiece, not just a way to pay for Friday night drinks (though it does that too).
​What we are looking for:
- ​A Master of the Craft: You can run a spindle moulder without losing any digits, your mortise and tenon joints are tighter than a local council budget, and you actually know how to use a real handsaw.
- ​An Eye for Detail: If "close enough" is your personal motto, this probably isn't the gig for you. We need someone who spots a 1mm error from across the workshop and loses sleep over it.
- ​A Good Bastard: You can work independently, don't mind a bit of workshop banter, and can put down the tools at knock-off time without needing a formal invitation.
​What’s in it for you?
- ​Real Work: No repetitive, soul-crushing assembly lines. You’ll get to sink your teeth into proper, high-quality projects.
- ​The Right Gear: A solid workshop setup with the tools and space you need to actually do your job properly.
- ​A Top Team: Good people, zero micromanagement, and a boss who knows the difference between a biscuit joiner and a breakfast snack.
- ​Solid Compensation: We pay well for actual skill. No lowballing for a true craftsman.
​If you’re tired of building the same boring boxes day in and day out and want to get back to what you trained to do, we want to hear from you.
​👉 Drop us a PM with a bit about yourself, or flick through your CV ([email protected]) if you’ve got one handy. Let’s have a yarn and see if the fit is right.
​(Note: Must have valid trade qualifications or equivalent years of turning timber into art. Absolute legends preferred).
