24/05/2026
💩⚔️ BLOCKED DRAINS? CALL IN THE KNIGHT! ⚔️💩
When your drains turn against you…
you don’t need a plumber…
you need a HERO.
Meet MR POO – Available Knight & Day! 🛡️🚽
🚨 Toilets backing up?
🐌 Drains slower than Christchurch traffic?
🤢 Gurgling pipes & mystery smells?
🌧️ Backyard turning into a swamp?
Our knight in shining armour is ready to charge in and sort it — fast.
🛠 Blocked Drains
📹 CCTV Inspections
💦 Stormwater & Sewer Issues
🏠 Residential & Commercial
⚡ Fast Response across Christchurch & North Canterbury
💬 We don’t muck around.
We bring the gear, the experience, and a bit of humour — while getting your drains flowing properly again.
⚔️ AVAILABLE KNIGHT & DAY! ☀️🌙
📞 Call 0800 MR POO 2 U
📱 Or message us now before your small problem becomes a massive load...
💩 Because when the poo hits the fan… you call MR POO.