17/06/2026
We aren't late. We just operate on a 9-day time delay for quality control. 🔍
A massive, highly delayed Happy Birthday to Sandra, who celebrated back on June 9th! 🥳
We wanted to test if her "patience" setting was properly calibrated, and we can officially confirm she has the tolerance of a saint. If she didn't do such a bloody good job of managing our chaos, we might have actually remembered on the day. So really, Sandra, this is on you.
Cheers for being the absolute legend of the office and not locking us out of the building tomorrow! 🍻🍰