14/06/2026
Happy Birthday, Ar. John Castino! 🎉
Today we celebrate one of the most hardworking, organized, and optimistic people in the OneCon family. No matter how challenging a project gets, you always manage to stay positive and focused on finding solutions. Your dedication, professionalism, and respect for everyone around you make you someone the team can truly rely on. And of course, we cannot forget one of your most well-known qualities — being veeeeery God-fearing. If faith points could be converted into rewards, basin ikaw na ang top contributor sa langit ani. 🙏😂
In fact, sa tanang problema, kahibaw gyud ka kung kinsang santo ang tawagon 😇😂. Bisan mawala pa ang remote sa aircon, murag kabalo gihapon ka kinsang Santos ang tawagan para makit-an 😭🤣. Murag naa kay direct hotline ngadto sa heavenly customer service department. Lost and found? Call Ar. John. Missing documents? Call Ar. John. Nawala ang charger? Santo to the rescue pinaagi kang Ar. John 😂🙏.
Of course, dili pud mawala ang imong legendary office moments 🤣. You are probably the only person we know nga kinahanglan pa i-explain ang joke before makatawa 😂. Sometimes the joke ends before you even realize there was a joke in the first place 😭🤣. Masyado kang inosente usahay nga murag kinahanglan pa namo maghimo ug PowerPoint presentation para lang ma-gets nimo ang punchline.
And speaking of jokes, imong mga jokes pud kay special edition kaayo 😅🤣. Usahay makahurot ug brain cells kay kinahanglan pa namo mag team meeting, root cause analysis, ug feasibility study before namo ma-gets 😂. By the time makatawa mi, human na ang adlaw 🤣.
Naa pud ta sa imong holy side 😇. Taga adlaw murag naay misa sa office kay sige kag kanta ug pang-simbahan songs. Basta makadungog mi ug worship songs, kabalo nami nga naa si Ar. John sa area 😂. Pero according to Ma'am Vicky, despite all those church points (+points), ikaw gihapon ang #1 bully sa office (-points) 🤣😭. We are still waiting for the official investigation report on those allegations 😂.
And syempre, dili gyud makalimtan ang choir practice reminders. Basta naa moy practice sa kanta, pirmi gyud naay moingon ug "AYAW LAGEH KAON UG PISO!" 🤣😅 kay basin kalit napud kag piyok sa pinaka-importanteng part sa kanta 😂🎤.
But beyond all the jokes, we are grateful for your leadership, dedication, and the positive example you set for the team every day. Thank you for being someone who leads with integrity, works hard, stays organized, and always puts God at the center of everything you do.
May your birthday be filled with blessings, good health, happiness, more successful projects, more church points than bully points 🤣, fewer piyok moments during choir practice 😅🎤, and a lifetime supply of santos to call whenever something goes missing 😂🙏.
Happy Birthday, Ar. John! 🎂🎉🙏