Gandhi's Lawn Grooming

Gandhi's Lawn Grooming Gandhi's Lawn Grooming is here to help with all of your lawn grooming needs. From grooming your lawn

I’d like to congratulate our newest employee, Bob!Bob has been in the industry for quite some time. His specialties are ...
08/27/2023

I’d like to congratulate our newest employee, Bob!

Bob has been in the industry for quite some time. His specialties are standing for pictures, never getting sunburned, and staying lit. I’ve never had someone work so hard, regularly putting in 25 hour days.

I’m court mandated to post this next part.

Warning: Bob doesn’t speak English, he actually doesn’t speak at all. Please do not attempt to make any for of contact, ever. We are not liable for what happens if you do.

08/09/2021

Back at it again. If you think your grass is too high, wait until I get around it.

01/30/2020

How many people want to mow in this cold weather? I can tell you something, we do here at Gandhi's Lawn Grooming. We are running a deal right now. Weekly lawn grooming from now until April for just $150 per month. That's insane! We measure each and every blade of grass to ensure top quality grooming. In fact, if just one blade is longer than the others, you get your money back! Give us a call!

Sorry I havent been on here as much. As you can see, Gandhi's Lawn Grooming has been in overdrive this summer making fri...
06/21/2019

Sorry I havent been on here as much. As you can see, Gandhi's Lawn Grooming has been in overdrive this summer making friend's dreams come true. Thats right, I said friend. We dont make customers here. This is the finished product of another satisfied friend!

10/18/2018

Sorry for the long hiatus. We have been in the lab working hard on a new mix. About to drop In Tha Cut vol. 1. Tracks featuring the W**d Destroyer, Redsky Cutgrass, The Fertilizer Brothers, and Fatboy Trim. Be on the lookout.

03/25/2018

You know what's around the corner? Grass. Grass is a deadly disease that continues to grow year after year. I want to be your physician to combat this disease. I want to do surgery on your lawn. If you have growth, I promise to make sure it is tamed and stable so you can have peace of mind in knowing that you will see the dog p**p BEFORE you walk in it.

Not that much time left in lawn grooming season so give us a call for all your grooming needs. We promise to get it done...
10/11/2016

Not that much time left in lawn grooming season so give us a call for all your grooming needs. We promise to get it done within one year or a full partial refund!

09/03/2016

Need your lawn groomed? Here at Gandhi's Lawn Grooming we will groom your lawn while woke af. We are spiritual gangsters who have one goal, to groom your lawn like the spiritual Jedi's we are. We open our third eye on your lawn in the most heady way possible. Our method is millions of years old. Your lawn will be lit fam.

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Alcoa, TN
37701

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+18656666969

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