10/06/2026
Well, just woke up from a dream. I was at the best of the best Round Rock Gala.(they donāt even have one) surrounded by Crystal Clark, Julie Burton, Jessica Mossman, Kristi Anderlohr, and so many other people. We were standing around in a gift š basket area, where everyoneās putting their names on these cards to win and theyāre gonna do some free drawings. For some reason, there was a row of toilets š½ out there and I had to p*e š¦ so bad while I was waiting in line so I just sat down on the toilet and p*ed. And it was a club p*e, (you know when youāve been dancing so hard and you didnāt wanna leave because the songs were great and then all the sudden you had to go and you have to wait in this line. So youāve plugged that so tight by the time you sit on the toilet when you go, you just go forever. It seems like it takes a year and you feel bad cause thereās a full line and all those chicks have gotta go. Yeah that kind of p*e š¤·š¼āāļø I had to p*e forever.
Iām looking for toilet paper and thereās no toilet paper. Iām like thats random so I get my emergency ļæ¼paper towel cause I always have a paper towel⦠there are people all around me just staring . Most of them are ladies cause the guys are in a different area hanging out by the bar.. and I looked at my left. I see Julie Burton and she mouths, āIāll go get you some towels.ā IT WASāNT A REAL TOILETāļø
š«Ŗ. ļæ¼ it was a display for my friend Dennisās plumbing company.
And then thereās some ladies in this pool. I donāt have a bathing suit, so I just kind of stripped down my underwear and go into the pool and lay my formal gown on the corner sitting on a floaty having a good time with the towel wrapped over me, trying to be modest. 𤣠Iām gonna be modest now.āļø
dude I was feral last night.
I wonder what that was all about, I remember the canapé were very good and they had excellent champagne.
FERALš«Ŗ. By the way, if youād like to vote for me, Iām in second place right now..
Austin floors direct has been nominated for best home remodeler. I promise I wonāt p*e in public nor will I go halfway skinny-dipping unless you DONT VOTE FOR ME.
AUSTIN FLOORS DIRECT ~please ššøš¹š¤š
2026 Best of Round Rock Awards