Today Site Services Inc.

10/31/2026

🎃👻 HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM TODAY SITE SERVICES! 🚽💩

Some porta potties are scary enough without the Halloween decorations! 💀🕷️

But don’t worry, our bright orange beauties aren’t hiding any tricks. Just clean pots to bust a squat, plenty of toilet paper, and a place to handle your BOO-siness! 👻🍑

From our spooky crew to yours, have a safe and Happy Halloween! 🎃

📞 833-PEE-P**P
🌐 TodaySiteServices.com

Need it Today? Get it Today!

**P

10/23/2026

⛳🏌️ 72 YEARS OF GOLF… AND THE 💩 GUYS MADE THE SPONSOR LIST! 😂🚽

Today Site Services is proud to be apart of the 72nd Annual Kern Builders Exchange Golf Tournament!

A great event bringing together our local construction community for a day of golf, networking, and a whole lot of questionable golf swings! 😂

As a locally owned, disabled veteran-owned business, we’re honored to support Kern Builders Exchange and the construction industry that supports us.

We can’t promise to fix your slice, but when nature calls, we’ve got your backside covered! 🍑🚽

🎥 Check out the video and show Kern Builders Exchange some love!

**P

Thank you to the incredible businesses supporting the Kern County B...

10/23/2026

🚽💩 NO ADDRESS? NO PROBLEM. JUST PIN THE P**P! 📍😂

Holding tanks for office trailers? HELL YEAH, WE DO THAT TOO!

This job was so remote the customer had to send us a GPS pin just to find it. 📍🤣

No street signs, no gas stations, and definitely no Starbucks. Just oil wells, dirt roads, and a whole lot of places you DON’T want to pop a squat! 🌵💩

But when nature calls, your crew shouldn’t have to answer behind a tumbleweed! 😂

That’s where Today Site Services comes in! From 250-gallon holding tanks to portable restrooms, we’ll go the extra mile to make sure your crew’s business doesn’t become everybody else’s business.

📍 Bakersfield and beyond!

📞 833-PEE-P**P
🌐 todaysiteservices.com

🍊 Need it Today? Get it Today!

10/22/2026

🎥 EPISODE 2 IS LIVE — WE TOOK THE 💩 SHOW ON THE ROAD! 🚽😂

This time, we left Bakersfield and headed to the Bay Area to visit Daniel Tom at his shop!

Daniel gave us a behind-the-scenes tour of his operation, and we got to see firsthand what years of hard work, experience, and building a successful business look like.

We’re only seven months into building Today Site Services, so getting to learn from someone who’s been there and done that is pretty damn cool!

Turns out there’s a lot more to this 💩 business than just sucking 💩 out of a hole! 🤣

Huge thanks to Daniel for opening his doors, sharing his knowledge, and being part of our journey!

▶️ Watch Episode 2 here:
https://youtu.be/ZbKr_JWc2bs

Learn more about starting your own portable toilet company here: ht...

10/17/2026

🚘🔥 CLASSIC TRUCKS, HOT BBQ & CLEAN BUTTS! 🍑💩

When the classic truck club fires up the BBQ, they know two things:

🔥 The meat better be smokin’!
🚽 The bathrooms better NOT be!

Because let’s face it… park bathrooms are scarier than finding rust on a freshly restored ’57 Chevy! 😂

That’s why they called Today Site Services! We bring the cleanest brightest pots to bust a squat, so the only thing leaving skid marks is the classic trucks! 💨🤣

📞 833-PEE-P**P
🌐 todaysiteservices.com

We’re your #1 for your #2! 💩

**P

10/12/2026

🚧 GOOD FENCES MAKE GOOD NEIGHBORS… AND KEEP NOSY PEOPLE OUT! 👀

Whether you’re hosting an event, securing a construction site, or just keeping curious eyes away from your business, Today Site Services has you covered! 💪

✅ 6’ Anti-Climb Temporary Fencing
✅ Privacy Screens (because some things aren’t everyone’s business 😉)
✅ Vehicle & Pedestrian Gates
✅ Professional Setup & Removal

From construction chaos to classy events, we’ll handle the fencing so you can handle business!

📍 Proudly serving Bakersfield & surrounding areas
📞 833-PEE-P**P (833-733-7667)
🌐 www.todaysiteservices.com

🟠 Need it Today? Get it Today!

10/08/2026

🎃 TRICK OR TREAT… WHICH POT GETS YOUR CHEEKS? 🍑💩

🧡 Today Site Services: Bright orange, spotless, and ready for your business!

👻 The other guys: Spider webs, mystery stains, and a haunted house for your butt cheeks! 💀

Because the only thing that should scare the 💩 out of you this Halloween is the costume… NOT the porta potty! 😂

📞 833-PEE-P**P
🌐 todaysiteservices.com

10/06/2026

Big thank you to the Delano Police Department for supporting our small disabled veteran-owned business at National Night Out! 🇺🇸💙

We’re proud to help with the important stuff too — like making sure Delano had a clean place to bust a squat after the food and drinks kicked in. 🚽😂

We truly appreciate the support and the opportunity to be part of such a great community event.

📞 833-PEE-P**P
Need it Today? Get it Today!

10/02/2026

Don’t fail your crew. 😂

These guys will slice a finger open, wrap it in a paper towel and electrical tape, slap it twice and say, “Good enough.”

They’re tough.

But even tough guys have limits. 💩

The least you can do is give them the cleanest pots to bust a squat in, stocked with quality toilet paper.

Because that jobsite down the road using single-ply?

One aggressive wipe and your finger is meeting places it was never invited to. 😳😂

Take care of your crew.

Cleanest pots. Better paper. No unexpected shockers!

📞 833-PEE-P**P
Today Site Services — We’re your #1 for your #2.

09/29/2026

Sponsor Spotlight 💚
Some of the things that keep MARE running every day aren’t exactly glamorous…but they’re definitely important! 😂

We’re excited to welcome Today Site Services as one of our newer community partners!

Today Site Services has generously stepped up to provide 100% of MARE’s regular portable restroom services at no cost to us. That kind of ongoing in-kind support makes a real difference for a nonprofit like MARE, helping us keep more of our resources focused on our horses and the children, adults, and veterans we serve.

And we have to give them credit for possibly the most memorable phone number ever:

📞 833-PEE-P**P 😂💩

Thank you, Today Site Services, for joining the MARE family and finding a very practical—and very appreciated—way to support our mission!

We’re so grateful to have you in our corner. ❤️