04/01/2026
CW3 is now hiring for the following positions
• Emotional Support Crew Member 🫶
•That Ain’t Level” Supervisor 🧱 (no actual skills needed, just opinions)
• Tape Measure Holder (standing there confidently is key)
• “Find Cody” Coordinator (must be good at tracking him down)
•Tool Disappear-er 🔧 (things must go missing at least twice a day)
Competitive pay. Zero experience required.
april fools 😏
BUT we are always looking for hardworking people reach out if you want to join the team 💪