10/17/2026
🎃 AFTER 13 YEARS IN PEST CONTROL, I FINALLY HAD A CUSTOMER ASK ME TO LEAVE.
I've been in some pretty strange situations working for BugZout, but this one caught me completely off guard.
I got a call from a homeowner who said something had been moving around inside his walls.
He'd been hearing scratching for weeks, but recently the noises had changed.
Now it sounded like someone was moving furniture.
And every night, right around 3 a.m., he could hear what sounded like people arguing.
I figured there was a reasonable explanation.
When I arrived, I started my inspection like any other service call.
I checked the exterior, looked for entry points, and eventually made my way into the crawlspace.
That's when I noticed something unusual.
There was a faint light coming from behind the insulation.
I crawled closer.
Then I heard voices.
Not scratching.
Not squeaking.
Actual voices.
I stopped moving and listened.
One voice said, "He's here."
Another said, "Everybody be quiet."
Then the light went out.
I sat there for a second, trying to figure out what I was hearing.
Finally, I pulled the insulation back.
And I couldn't believe what I was looking at.
There were six mice sitting around a tiny kitchen table.
One of them slowly stood up, looked me dead in the eyes, and said:
"Sir, we've been living here for six months. At this point, you're legally required to give us 30 days' notice." 💀🤣
🎃 Happy Halloween from BugZout!